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staring into the abyss, just to feel seen

Joined May 2011
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fuck it, theory of gravity:
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reminder none of this is all that important. with an executive order at any point in the next six years about fifteen hard pipe hitters and a helicopter landing on top of the building solves 99% of all p-doom risks until the labs have autonomous defenses it's just not a big deal
Spoke to an Anthropic employee today. They have a near-100% p(doom), but they think the only chance of survival is that they're somehow completely wrong about alignment and it turns out to be solvable, and the only way to get there is by accelerating capabilities as fast as possible. They were much more confident that humanity would never have the political will to do what needs to be done to stop ASI development than that alignment would be solved, even though they think alignment will almost certainly not be solved They have not called their elected representatives to inform them that this is what they believe
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as long as LLMs require massive fucking GPUs to actually do anything worthwhile in realtime they're always going to be centralized in monolithic physical servers that are relatively easy to just cluster fucking bomb or even just disassemble on site with crowbars and sledgehammers
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show me you can get 1000t/s with CPU and basic RAM and we'll talk, but right now it requires massive fucking rigs to do anything at all resembling real thinking, and that's just a hard limit on how sophisticated LLM-based AI can actually operate in practice
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this is, unfortunately, correct
Since we're all talking about boys reading, it's a good time to remind everyone
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Since we're all talking about boys reading, it's a good time to remind everyone
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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no joke, guarantee you they tried this because you can do it in Ace Combat and War Thunder
They tried to do WHAT ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Like 3-4 of Uncle Ted’s targets were Epstein associates btw
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dude was at Berkeley. I think we should have forgiven him for hating libtards
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Death by a thousand cuts for the liberal and one single truth nuke for the conservatives
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the whole bit with Ted is he was fucking cooking, man, if it hadn't been for that whole, "mailing bombs to people," thing he would have been one of the best posters, ever
It's funny that Kaczynski dedicated 10,000 words to shitting on libtards, while his criticism of conservatives was a single paragraph that read: "You guys are fools for thinking that you can maintain traditional values while radically altering the material conditions of society."
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In typical mathematician form, it's his most devastating critique. "The proof is left as an exercise for the reader."
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now this is pod racing
Padme’s medical droid: She just lost the will to live. Me (there for some reason): Wait, what? That’s not a thing. Droid: Good catch—You’re right, my first diagnosis of “lost her will to live” was incorrect. She actually had a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
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we live in a simulation, obviously
HE OFFERED THE WRONG DANA WHITE THE JOB ON THE SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING SOMEONE PINCH ME
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Sterling Archer will forever be the most book accurate version of Bond 😭
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Silicon Valley: AI is gonna take your job and then kill everyone Normies: ok we are voting against the data centers Silicon Valley: wait why would you do that
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