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Ryan Simpson

@ryanthomas22

In it to win it

 Never serious. Always funny.
Joined September 2010
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WEATHER ALERT: OPP say they have responded to 248 crashes in 6 hours. That's 41.3 crashes every hour.
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It only took me 5 minutes to find out how to tweet on this new update. Da fuk, yo.
Its only 8 o'clock?! Fuck.
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Baauer tonight. Time to get turnt up!!! @kyleristic let's get it started.
Being sick is fun. On the plus side though, I just lost a few pounds by puking!
I seriously just wanna play Lego all day
Do you ever accidentally pee on the toilet seat instead of your girlfriends face? Nah, me neither.
@bryanalankidd it for sure had its moments!!
@bryanalankidd haha shoppers was retarded
Good night world!!!
"@ders808: So workaholics is back on January 22. Prepare your buttholes." I'm so ready
Why do my feet sweat when theyre under my covers but freeze when theyre out of my covers?
Some perspective. #tattoo #owl #inked instagram.com/p/hhyUorSVP-/
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*cocaine
Starting my day off right with some quality tea
*cocaine
Making a cup of tea
*cocaine
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Idk what I would do without tea
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