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Ryan Simpson

@ryanthomas22

In it to win it

 Never serious. Always funny.
Joined September 2010
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CP24
@CP2417 Nov 2014
WEATHER ALERT: OPP say they have responded to 248 crashes in 6 hours. That's 41.3 crashes every hour.
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The Sears Tower is still taller than One World Trade Center, antenna doesn't count. Taping a pencil to your penis doesn't make it longer.
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Kenny Hotz
@kennyhotz17 Oct 2013
McMaster U
Image from Kenny Hotz (@kennyhotz)
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BEN AFFLECK IS NAWT THE DAHK KNIGHT GAWTHAM WANTS, HE’S THE DAHK KNIGHT THAT’S GONNA LEAVE THIS WHOLE FACKIN TOWN IN HIS REAHVIEW!
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Garret Rapp@garretrapp6 Aug 2013
For kids underage that can't get in to Roxy tonight in Vancouver, hang outside at doors and ill come out and play for you before the show
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@diplo29 Jul 2013
yo @official_flo ur a fuck ass fuckboi for ripping off my video
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I feel like America is just Canada's loud downstairs neighbour that's always in the front yard wearing a wife beater and boxers.
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ryguy.erv@SUBERVIN16 Jul 2013
your tweets are just so stupid it's ridiculous.
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ryguy.erv@SUBERVIN16 Jul 2013
I would just love to haymaker Gucci Mane to the side of his dome. Ugliest man alive.
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diplo
@diplo14 Jul 2013
How come serbian girls that work at gas station still look like supermodels
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Ok, it was an early start -4:30AM- but today's special words are 'Lamborghini' and 'Italy', so I really, really don't mind. Hooo-yah!!
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Bloody hell, forgot; we're on tonight. Right, er, I'd best get ready. I'll see you at 8 for new series of Top Gear
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Kathleen@KittyCinqMars12 Jun 2013
I swear to god if it rains one more drop I'm gonna loose it #WheresSummer #NotImpressed
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We all have that one person we only follow to make fun of their tweets
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ADAMDEVINE
@ADAMDEVINE29 May 2013
Loose dick hole might be the only thing worse than loose butt hole.
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Men's Humor
@MensHumor1 Oct 2012
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
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ryguy.erv@SUBERVIN25 Sep 2012
Facebook is just an app where I can see what the old losers/creatures from my high school are doing now... 😐
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I LOVE TIM HORTON'S.
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I hate that your parents met and created you...
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Katey Perry's and Pink's songs are all awful and sound exactly the same.
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