@sack216

professional parsley sprinkler. if you need food, I’m your dude

 The trenches of south euclid
Joined February 2010
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Chanting USA like Hulk Hogan just took a cheap shot from The Iron Sheik but didn’t let it stop him from getting hulkamania going
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@HQNewsNowOct 27
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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You either have PTSD from the kitchen or somebody wasting water and that’s money going down the drain
LittleChef👩🏽‍🍳@ummheybooOct 27
Is this a safe space? I know its not but yall mostly ignore my tweets until I start talking about sex. Anyways..... the sound of running water (only when its not being used) drives me insane. I cant explain it.
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He got caught for cheating for sure, lady in the green just got her get backs. Pastor Vernon gotta one up this one tho. Put your cashapp in the bulletin.
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@FearedBuckOct 26
A Cleveland pastor introduces her husband’s second wife to the congregation at Lifeworks Church in Cleveland, Ohio, yesterday.
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This is like me and the lion king, only I never watched the lion king after me and the woman agreed to watch the lion king. Trash ass movie.
fisherking@fisherk1ngOct 26
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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He was just paying and supporting local artists. He ain’t steal it.
BITUMINOUS CHUD🦦
@METCOALCHUDOct 26
Replying to @sack216
Ppl call 4 a bad guy for paying for a happy ending but josh Jacob’s gets swept under the rug
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He ran one in? Ya fuckin dweeb
Ken Lanzo@KenLanzo63655Oct 26
Replying to @sack216
You’re the only dumb ass as posting some stupid stuff like this he was bailed out by the kicker. He has zero touchdowns today. Stupid bastard.
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Takes one to know one, Mr tall n talented
JD@tallntalented13Oct 26
Fuckin loser
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Why does Big Smoothie insist on everything having bananas in it, have you no shame? Get away from my blueberry concoction
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I feel like Dr Loomis
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@TheeBigJokerOct 26
WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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Gee, blank avi twitter account, how did said kicker get into position? He surely can make a 95 yard field goal, right? For the past 5-6 games or so? He must’ve done 300 yards of screen passes too.
Ken Lanzo@KenLanzo63655Oct 26
Replying to @sack216
You’re the only dumb ass as posting some stupid stuff like this he was bailed out by the kicker. He has zero touchdowns today. Stupid bastard.
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Hospitals got all they shit on a Sunday? I need a backeyotomy and not tryna waste my time.
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He might be a predator, but he’s our predator!
dennis@noribsnorice1Oct 25
PLAY THE MUSIC
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YEAAAAAAAAAAA 4, WALK THAT SHIT DOWN YOU PERVERT
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And lost
StatMuse
@statmuseOct 25
Tony Pollard vs Browns: 25 CAR 129 YDS 3 TD Both of his multi-TD rushing games as a Titan have come against Cleveland.
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HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD.
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No tailgating for a month is brutal
Ownself@Socially_FLYOct 25
Aye man. I got a grille come make some ribs @staydown_life 😂😂😂
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I am crying laughing with tears down my face!!! Hahahahah!!!!!! 😂 😂😭😂😭
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Fuck Breaking Bad
NASTIK
@nastik_bhaiOct 22
Ranking the most famous Series of all time
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Gahdamn right. You sink it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 20
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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Shit was glowing like a Scooby doo villain
Niggilos Neggravic@JoeyXLongPiffOct 21
Can’t be eating them Frooty Dootys 🥣
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