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Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny. Co-creador de @elhyp3podcast • Ex-@TokenPodcast • Creador de METEORª https://nitter.gq/t.co/oXQ2ZDLjpc • Bluesky: @salchizard

Dorsia.
Joined October 2007
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Someone said “I miss when the internet was a library instead of a store” I felt that deep in my Millennial soul
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This looks like a safe place to park.
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Game Boy Color ❤️ 28 years old today
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US SNL FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH! #snluk
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The prediction is insane
We feel like staying in and listening to the “Patient Zero” acoustic and piano versions this evening… good thing they’re out now on all streaming platforms! 🙆‍♀️ taylor.lnk.to/patientzero-DL
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La primer copa de Uruguay
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🇯🇵 Most Influential Japanese People — Top 20 ① 🇯🇵 Emperor Meiji — Modernization of Japan ② 🇯🇵 Oda Nobunaga — Military leader who helped unify Japan ③ 🇯🇵 Tokugawa Ieyasu — Founder of the Tokugawa shogunate ④ 🇯🇵 Emperor Hirohito — Emperor during World War II and Japan’s postwar transition ⑤ 🇯🇵 Shinzo Abe — Influential former prime minister ⑥ 🇯🇵 Hayao Miyazaki — Legendary animation filmmaker ⑦ 🇯🇵 Akira Kurosawa — Internationally influential film director ⑧ 🇯🇵 Soichiro Honda — Founder of Honda Motor Company ⑨ 🇯🇵 Akio Morita — Co-founder of Sony ⑩ 🇯🇵 Masayoshi Son — Technology investor and SoftBank founder ⑪ 🇯🇵 Eiichiro Oda — Creator of One Piece ⑫ 🇯🇵 Osamu Tezuka — Pioneer of modern manga and anime ⑬ 🇯🇵 Shigeru Miyamoto — Legendary Nintendo game designer ⑭ 🇯🇵 Marie Kondo — Internationally recognized organizing expert and author ⑮ 🇯🇵 Yoko Ono — Artist and peace activist ⑯ 🇯🇵 Haruki Murakami — Internationally acclaimed novelist ⑰ 🇯🇵 Hideki Yukawa — Nobel Prize-winning theoretical physicist ⑱ 🇯🇵 Kenzaburō Ōe — Nobel Prize-winning novelist ⑲ 🇯🇵 Naomi Osaka — Grand Slam tennis champion and global sports figure ⑳ 🇯🇵 Ryuichi Sakamoto — Influential composer and musician
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My dog brought a DEAD POSSUM into the kitchen. Obviously, this was traumatic. My mom and I freaked out for 20 minutes while my dad hunted for a shovel. When he finally scooted the possum onto it, the possum opened one eye, looked around, and closed it again. He was PLAYING DEAD. My dad carried him outside and set him on the ground. The possum kept up the act for another 10 minutes. Then he got up and walked away totally fine. But look at that picture. The tiny clenched paw. Mouth open mid scream, tongue out. Très dramatique 10/10 performance
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Amigays del internet. Tengo disponibles los siguientes tickets para JESSIE WARE en CDMX. 1 Ticket 23 de octubre: zona B2 - $1,900 con mi gran compañía. 2 Tickets 22 de octubre SOLD OUT: zona A3 - $5,160 por ambos.
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BRO THE HEALTH BAR 😭😭😭
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얘네 고양이들 미치겟다 미야앙미야앙 3마리가 합창하는데 화음이 하나도 안 맞음
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horror movie fans be like "wow that was fucking terrible. anyway, moving on to part 5"
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Happy 5 years to the greatest Mario Kart clip of all time
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bro just one shotted the hollow knight path of pain
This stink bug is with the CIA.
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made a rating system if anyone needs #filmtwt
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Dicen que nadie pintó el agua como Anders Zorn. Y es que es una barbaridad.
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Always come back to this video when you have doubts.
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“So your name’s Tim? Short for Timothy?” “Actually it’s short for Timid / 252 SpA / 252 Spd / 4 Hp Heatwave Protect Solarbeam Weather Ball Mega Charizard Y” “Wow must’ve been tough being named that after VGC worlds 2026”
guys what pokemon names do you think you could get away with naming a child?? personally im going for altaria
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Gospel of Takuma My new favorite world champ
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letterboxd will have mfs logging anything
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