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Sam Hecker

@samhecker

I like cookies.

 Burbank, CA
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Joined June 2011
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Thinking about the funniest cold open from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Andre Braugher's perfect comedic timing. RIP.
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Republicans should be forced to carry Kevin McCarthy to term, even if it endangers the life of the party.
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“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.” – at Toronto, Ontario
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@PopBase26 Jul 2023
Lily Collins from ‘Emily in Paris’ will star as Polly Pocket in Mattel's upcoming movie about the doll. Lena Dunham will direct.
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Paul Fairie@paulisci19 Jul 2023
The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
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Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.
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@REFLOG1830 Jun 2023
RIP Alan Arkin. His “advice” scene in Little Miss Sunshine. 😂😂😂 Legend.
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Needed more after Season 3 so now I'm just watching Mad Men scenes and pretending they're I Think You Should Leave sketches
Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) profile pictureBen Crew@BenjaminCrew111 Jun 2023
Replying to @BenjaminCrew1
He's so Tim Robinson here
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Don’t listen to me. Listen to Ronald Reagan, who shared the opinion of the majority of Americans, including me, that weapons of war have no place in American homes, streets, shopping malls, or schools. #wellregulated
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Jesse McLaren
@McJesse6 May 2023
I replaced King Charles’ crown with the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter 😭🤣🤣
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anna 🏹@myelessar5 May 2023
coronation this coronation that… remember when aragorn said “you bow to no one” to the hobbits at HIS coronation?
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Amplify.
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This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.
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@TheOnion27 Mar 2023
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3ngtz4C
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General Mills—maker of Cheerios, Yoplait, Nature Valley, etc—said today that they're making huge profits by raising prices on consumers. Their quarterly profits have increased 20% year-over-year. All the growth came from price hikes. Corporate profits are driving inflation.
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“Your Honor, my client’s just a normal man. He-he’s just an innocent man!”
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Lance Reddick (1962-2023) 🤍
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The studio that broadcasts the Oscars doing an all-out ad for one of their upcoming movies live on the Oscar stage is depressing and feels like it diminishes the the whole enterprise
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ACADEMY AWARD WINNER BRENDAN FRASER #Oscars
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State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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The train derailment in #PalestineOhio is likely a result of Trump’s decision to roll back the rules requiring trains carrying highly explosive liquids to have electronically controlled breaks because it was too expensive. Watch and RT! Via @DecodingFoxNews nitter.gq/DecodingFoxNews/…
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