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bad joke teller / part time hoodrat

Plymouth / Fort Wayne
Joined September 2012
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My boyfriend didn't talk to me for a day because we disagreed on whether or not eggs belong on salad (they don't) #mydumbargument
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You know you've had a lot to drink when you look in the mirror and don't know who's looking back
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Linds just bought our Wimbledon tickets. I'm so giddy right now!
I love being at parties with a bunch of people I don't know.
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I'm so happy Adam doesn't snore. He'd be strangled by now if he did
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I get kinda worked up by one thing and blow everything out of proportion. The aspect ratio isn't right on this tv and I'm about to lose it
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Walks into professor's office hours during finals week nitter.gq/TweetLikeAGirI/status/…
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Instead of actually doing work I'm trying to become okay with having shit grades.
if I even pass two of my classes this semester, I'm gonna celebrate so hard...
Christmas music I'll willingly listen to #NowPlaying Like a Gift from God or Whatever by Chris Farren ♫ spoti.fi/1w0KHtN
Stuck at home with Ralph while @super_chill_bro is hanging out with Koji and Grey Gordon 😳😷
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I don't remember the last time I shaved my legs.
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"Or else just ignore it" It's really not that hard. nitter.gq/time/status/6667187465… – at Indianapolis, IN
"The new millennial 'morality': highly sensitive and easily offended" ti.me/1kCIvop
People getting offended by the Starbucks cups are the same people who aren't offended by actual offensive things.
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Why is Eat, Sleep, Repeat not on @Spotify anymore? 😒 @copelandband @SpotifyUSA @SpotifyCares
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Bummed I didn't get see @LYDIAmusic and @turnoverva during this last run
Let's get Shreddie to rumble #CerealSongs
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