Sam

i made it to the motherland @solana

i want a cake handed to me on a silver platter then i will eat it with a silver spoon

continuous irritation / continuous disappointment

take photo on iphone > airdrop to macbook (wow this was so easy, i just love the apple ecosystem) move photo from downloads to a website upload > error, file type not accepted > have to use aids ridden heictojpg dotcom to convert photo 😷🫠

woke up from a dream we’re our CFO was giving a company wide presentation and asked the crowd if anyone knew what EBITDA meant, what does this mean sigmund?…

just applied to this job, wish me luck!!

rip merle dixon, you would have loved trump

happy leif eriksons day!

this is so true, but especially true if your product sucks so you need a billion support employees… doubly true if your product sucks AND your G&A sucks so you need a billion billing employees

Oh Copilot! My Copilot!

🇲🇽 ❤️

i stepped in dog shit today and i’m traveling and only have one pair of shoes…😒🐶🔫

claude don’t ever lie to me, i’m telling you right now

i watched “the americans” show too much i think everyone is an agent

my timeline looks so good when you don’t gotta a bitch in your ear (polymarket) telling you the “news”