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First unit distance fell, and that was great
Cause we love proofs as well as progress.
Then cycle double cover, that's okay:
It's only graph theory anyway.
Who's next?
The Levent got JC3, but don't you grieve:
There's still a salary to receive.
Non-sofic groups arrived, but have no fears:
They can't replace us for at least Five 🖐️ years.
Who's next?
Claude slopped out a zeta bound and we said:
"It ain't RH! Go to bed!"
Then FLT got autoformalized within Lean
Just another clerical work by the machine.
Who's next?
Then Tristan got Euler, but we all knew
That was Anthropic's internal compute
Bubeck's 🐪 gonna 🐪 get N-S 🐪 too 🐪
Just to dunk on You Know Who!
Who's next?
AGMAI. Was. Getting. Tense.
Recommendation. In. Self. Defense.
"OpenAI's our shepherd, we're all NDA'd,
But just in case, we better condemn!"
Who's next?
I'm moving the goalposts. This is exponential time
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i resent snl uk for giving me (white guy) nigerian wicked because i (White Guy) CANNOT keep walking around saying "come to find out .. the wizahd is broke"
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Happy anniversary to The Times They Are a-Changin', the truly cursed Bob Dylan Broadway musical that opened on this date in 2006 (and closed a couple weeks later). For "Like a Rolling Stone," they had the whole cast—wait for it—roll around on stones.
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Replying to @SevereCritic
Can't a novel be about a guy trying to improve his position in an intensely stratified society without everyone saying it's about class?
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![Tools and computational resource disclosure. We used AI to help with LATEX, specifially the -emoji created by Microsoft Copilot. We asked Copilot and Chat-GPT 5.6 for references proving or disproving that the category of all finite dimensional representations is braided monoidal. While Microsoft Copilot tried to convince us that the category is braided and that our paper is wrong, ChatGPT was aware of sign problems and that one has to take a subcategory. ChatGPT didn’t know a specific reference proving that it is not braided monoidal, but it helped us find [BG24, §4.1]. Furthermore it started proving it using that paper, even though we didn’t ask for it. We completely ignored that part, since we have our own proof.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HVqGcY8XIAA8wC5.jpg?name=small&format=webp)
ALT Tools and computational resource disclosure. We used AI to help with LATEX, specifially the -emoji created by Microsoft Copilot. We asked Copilot and Chat-GPT 5.6 for references proving or disproving that the category of all finite dimensional representations is braided monoidal. While Microsoft Copilot tried to convince us that the category is braided and that our paper is wrong, ChatGPT was aware of sign problems and that one has to take a subcategory. ChatGPT didn’t know a specific reference proving that it is not braided monoidal, but it helped us find [BG24, §4.1]. Furthermore it started proving it using that paper, even though we didn’t ask for it. We completely ignored that part, since we have our own proof.
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I was invited to panel w/Zizek a few y ago. So I read 2 of his books & couldn't figure out what it was abt, so I declined. I now bitterly regret missing the occasion as I attended one of his lectures and althought I still understood nothing I found him playfull & mesmerizing.
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I have just published a piece that is very important to me. It's about why so many "progressives" and people on "the left" are lying to us right now about crime, safety, and repression, and what we should be doing instead. equalityalec.substack.com/p/…
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The absolute funniest thing in the official Scrabble dictionary is *by far* their inconsistent stance on cheeses:
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loved YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING (2026) but... the film failed to conclusively demonstrate that any of the tech actually works. like... it kinda all hinges on whether or not Theranos is real
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Replying to @hello__caitlin
I had no idea “Dead Kennedy’s” was a band.. Seemed like a vague threat on the actual family… Turns out, it’s not, and I was wrong
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a friend of mine made a thing so we could settle what mathematics is kiki and what mathematics is bouba
kikibouba.bid
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The Platonist: now surely you admit that it is just for the best flautist to receive compensation for his talents
Batman: very true
The Platonist: then we must consider a man whose talents lie in robbing banks
Robin: Batman don't listen to him!!
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so when everyone thought Facebook was spying through your phone it turns out tv makers were the ones doing it all along, this is a nightmare
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Replying to @coopercooperco
A24 Elden Ring movie by Alex Garland with the budget of the Lord of the Rings trilogy sounds so fake I don't know how to even begin conceptualising it






































