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Houston Astros ⚾, metal, Star Wars. Burgeoning backpacker. Free high 5s and dad jokes.

Fort Worth, TX
Joined December 2008
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I love at least five bands that contain "Wizard" in their names. Just so you know the camp in which my tent is pitched.
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Congratulations to Robbie Grossman and ONLY Robbie Grossman.
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It's absolutely hilarious that Spotify flags "Stubb-A-Dub" as explicit, but "My Ass is on Fire" and "The Girls of Porn" don't have it. #nsfw #arbitrary
Didn't think it was possible, but Holy Serpent's new album might actually be better than "Temples." Stay fuzzed while the world burns. This is happy-place music for my kind.
Seen Windhand a bunch of times, but always excited for another. And in Ft. Worth, no less. Thursday, surround me.
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Somebody resurrect Bart Giamatti and get his opinion.
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So, @astros, how many retweets do we need to get @LMcCullers43 to throw out the first pitch in Game 6? #TakeItBack
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I'm listening to nothing but torture-basement hell music today. Dragged into Sunlight, Bethlehem, Fange, etc. #sportsarehell
Gio Urshela looks like he's eternally looking for his lost dog.
The new Sun Worship album shreds almost as hard as Justin Verlander. I'm crossing my interest metaphors. Today is a good day. #JVday #takeitback #takeitblack #sunworship
You hate to see it. #ALCS #TakeItBack
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-Ticket to game 4: $800 -4 beers that you just threw onto the field: $80 -Watched your pyrite team make 4 errors and expose yourselves: Priceless
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Hey look, another round of the playoffs and @MLB still doesn't care about fans, children or most working folks. A 3 p.m. weekday start for a crucial playoff game is despicable.
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The Twins jerseys look like the ones at Wal-Mart that don’t have the font licensing
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All kinds of police presence for a "psychiatric issue(?)" on 12th St by City Hall in Fort Worth. 🤔
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Bang. This. Drum.
MLB: Why are we losing viewers??! We’re America’s pastime!!! Also MLB: Let’s schedule our most important games on weekday afternoons 😑
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Well, we've arrived at that time of year of constant heart palpitations and a feeling of dread mixed with excitement. It can only be MLB playoff season. #baseballpain #TakeItBack
God, grow up. Maybe don't give up a big dinger, idiot.
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.@MLB it's truly impossible to imagine you care about fans when you schedule playoff games in the middle of school days. Kids in school, people working. But yeah, it's definitely the games being 10 minutes too long. You should be ashamed of yourselves even though you never will.
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