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Scooter

@scooteronomy

Houston Astros ⚾, metal, Star Wars. Burgeoning backpacker. Free high 5s and dad jokes.

 Fort Worth, TX
Joined December 2008
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So, @astros, how many retweets do we need to get @LMcCullers43 to throw out the first pitch in Game 6? #TakeItBack
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You hate to see it. #ALCS #TakeItBack
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The Twins jerseys look like the ones at Wal-Mart that don’t have the font licensing
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I know it seems stupid and shortsighted for MLB to schedule playoff games at noon on a work day but you have to remember that’s only because it is.
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Yes, Alvarez hit one into the upper deck down the right field. I have never seen that before. Like, the upper, upper deck.
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We play baseball tomorrow.
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13 years is longer than FDR was president
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Soon.
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Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.
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Smiff@BobbySmif15 Nov 2018
I went ahead and exposed they ass. – at Montgomery, AL
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BREAKING: Guy Fieri re-elected as Mayor of Flavortown.
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.@dwight1k_29 Oct 2018
Halloween is canceled
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*shift works perfectly* smoltz: *shift works perfectly* smoltz: *shift works perfectly* smoltz: *shift works perfectly* smoltz: *bloop single against the shift* smoltz: “see this is exactly why back in my day, when they didn’t use these nonsensical shifts, was better...”
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Don’t let drinking and driving ruin your night like this umpire has done for many Astros fans. Have a plan to get home safely. Go Stros! #neversettle
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The Cardinals haven’t made the playoffs since the Astros changed their password. – at Champaign, IL
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I'm currently in Tulsa. I cannot watch the Astros, Rangers, Royals, Cardinals or any teams that are playing them today. But, yeah, what really makes The Kids hate baseball is wRC+.
Joel Sherman (@Joelsherman1) profile pictureJoel Sherman
@Joelsherman115 Sep 2018
nyp.st/2pbkKba We keep telling fans what not to care about statistically in baseball, but those stats were reasons to stay interested in seasons and careers, and we haven't replaced them. And that is hurting the sport.
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Don Stanhouse saved 21 games for the Orioles in 1979 while looking like the love child of Carrot Top and Wilford Brimley.
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HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST – at Denver, CO
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Foul territory in Oakland is actually so wide that if you manage to reach the end of it, you’ve actually reached the start of foul territory on the other side.
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Albuquerque has a no-hitter
Fresno Grizzlies (@FresnoGrizzlies) profile pictureFresno Grizzlies@FresnoGrizzlies12 Aug 2018
B6 | Raimel Tapia of the Isotopes makes a fantastic running catch in CF on a ball crushed by Jack Mayfield. Albuquerque has a NO-HITTER through six innings tonight, as in they haven't allowed any hits. No-hitter, no-hitter. No-hitter no-hitter no-hitter. 🐻
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