MAKAVELI retweeted
Nice of this hotel to put this attractive cloth in my room. I used for my prayer time with Jesus this morning. It worked great!
MAKAVELI retweeted
Lagos Oya o 💃💃
Four days of African creativity! 4 Days of African variety this November!
CANEX WKND 2026 runs from November 5–8, with activities spanning fashion, music, film, food, arts, and more.
Have you registered yet? Register o👇🏽
wknd.canex.africa/
#CanexWknd2026
MAKAVELI retweeted
HR Manager: “We need your company laptop returned by the end of today.”
Employee: “Is my employment ending?”
HR Manager: “No. It’s being reassigned to another department.”
Employee: “I have two reports due tomorrow. What am I supposed to use?”
HR Manager: “Your manager will arrange something.”
The employee handed over the laptop and requested written confirmation.
The next morning, his manager called.
Manager: “Why haven’t you submitted the reports?”
Employee: “HR collected my laptop yesterday.”
Manager: “You should have made arrangements before handing it over.”……….
MAKAVELI retweeted
What happens when Africa's creative minds, bold ideas, and business opportunities meet in one place? You get CANEX WKND 2026!
Four days to discover possibilities, build connections, exchange ideas, and explore the business of African creativity.
Lagos, November 5–8. Will you be there?
Secure your spot today: wknd.canex.africa/index/regi…
#CanexWknd2026
MAKAVELI retweeted
I hand over my entire body to you so you can do bodypainting on it
Full vid 👇👇 nitter.gq/snydermelityo/status/2…
