It's better to be good at hula-hooping than to get your ass kicked doing anything else.
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined July 2009
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As we strive as a society to utilize gender neutral and inclusive language, the word "yinz" has never been so essential.
@TimBenzPGH Dale Earnhardt is the answer for athlete most likely to have random murals and shrines
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This tweet probably hits so hard if you don't have to take your socks off to account for your IQ.
Sunny Hostin says she has been discriminated against. BS! If Sunny were a fat white woman with the exact same talent and resume, she wouldn’t have a career. Her race and gender is THE REASON she’s a millionaire TV person.
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Anyone who has ever said Aaron Rodgers is a hall of fame QB needs to have their head examined and their drivers license revoked
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Hey Bob @Pirates it's a double skyblast night and I've been standing in concessions line for two whole innings. Hire more people and pay them more money you cheapskate.
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The NYPD budget is $10 billion
We're investing over $2 billion to modernize our electric grid to be more climate resilient.
That funding will help ensure our electric grid is stronger and that the lights, air conditioning, and internet stay on during heat waves, storms, and other climate events.
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Need to put a ban on the Supreme Court until we can figure out what's going on.
propublica.org/article/clare…
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Need to put a ban on Catholicism until we can figure out what's going on.
Baltimore Catholic officials engaged in a coverup of sexual abuse of at least 600 victims over a span of 60 years, Maryland attorney general accuses in new report. nbcnews.to/3nGOzBO
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Ban the pledge of allegiance
Administrators at a Wisconsin elementary school stopped a first-grade class from performing a Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton duet promoting LGBTQ acceptance because the song "could be perceived as controversial." apnews.com/article/dolly-par…
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@ClvHtsGov the fire signal on cedar between Coventry and Fairmount has not been working for at least two different situations in the last week. Ambulance has been exciting and signal didn't come on twice.
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Really kind of sick of @ATT home internet. If it only works 60% of the time, should I start paying only 60% of my bill?
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Sharing the location of a plane is more similar to sharing the address of the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse during a Cavs home game than it is to doxxing.
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