Maybe having the worst case of diarrhea in my life and I’m supposed to go on a boat for a bayou tour in a few hours 🙏
The Staircase you are vindicated once more
Bill retweeted
That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
Being best friends with Epstein and pulling this shit is so funny. You were already in this situation and you thought he had a great massage parlor!
Everyone wants 2026 salaries but 2016 prices
Halloween Kills gets a lot of crap cause the evil dies tonight stuff is corny but it's honestly a pretty good Halloween movie in the grand scheme. The bigger sin is two dozen guy shooting and stabbing a 60yo man only to lose cause he's too evil
Dorky thing about me is I'm a guy who likes novelty Halloween songs and that genre is basically DOA anymore cause everything new is just AI songs that sound exactly like We Are Charlie Kirk
I've stayed out of the spoilers for You Can See Everything and finally saw it so if this has been discussed sorry but
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Everything with AS is scripted right? There was no reason for her to ask Nathan about if he wasn't telling us everything with his scripts

















