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Birmingham
Joined October 2011
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having adhd is rly like i’m an addict :( i’m addicted to fun. also i abuse substances
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after a breakup with a long term partner i remember feeling like i had a bunch of currency for a civilization that didn’t exist anymore because i had acquired so much knowledge about the preferences and needs of a specific person, developed skills i otherwise would not have
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michelle retweeted
if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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michelle retweeted
Nothing beats that 15 minute window after leaving the cinema where your brain genuinely hasn't remembered your real life yet
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people who are afraid of double texting are the weakest link. if i have 8 thoughts you’re getting 8 texts
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work people are like 'I feel guilty for taking a long lunch don’t you?’ and i'm like 'I think I experience emotions in a way that is fundamentally incompatible with office culture'
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To the girl in Flying Tiger that complimented my bag, spoke to me about charity shops, gave me recommendations for city breaks and vegan food in Manchester, I think about you all the time
the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging any contact info.
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we should have halloween a couple times a year. the people need to dress up like this more often
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michelle retweeted
my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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sometimes you just gotta sit with the fact that after all of the trauma you actually will never be the same and it did change you fundamentally and there’s no going back
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michelle retweeted
if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude
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the wii was just that bitch idk
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she is so real #respect
Situationship dropped another banger
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In pursuit of anything that will set your heart alight
its ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection btw
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just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
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If you're a bi woman who prefers men they kill you
I’m bisexual but I like men more..
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i feel like this fuck ass deer rn
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“and if you love wholeheartedly, you’ll grieve wholeheartedly” oh…
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Big fan of this tbh
Normalize dates lasting all day
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