Shelpy Lee retweeted
sabrina carpenter: so what's the joker?
barry keoghan: he's sart of like an evil porson
Shelpy Lee retweeted
(at subway)
my wife: can i get a 6" hot italian
me: yeah you sure can 😏 (unzipping pants)
my small sexy friend Enzo who was hiding in my pants: 🙋♂️
my wife: Ciao Enzo !
subway worker: 😒and do you want that toasted
Enzo: Ah of course! (holding up thimble of wine) Abbondanza
Shelpy Lee retweeted
Oh alright… guess they didn’t know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott 😂 get real.























