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I am trying my hardest!!! (she/her)

Joined November 2018
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Shelpy Lee retweeted
sabrina carpenter: so what's the joker? barry keoghan: he's sart of like an evil porson
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humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe
we’ve seen eclipses on earth, so here’s an eclipse from mars. this is mars’s moon phobos eclipsing the sun.
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(at subway) my wife: can i get a 6" hot italian me: yeah you sure can 😏 (unzipping pants) my small sexy friend Enzo who was hiding in my pants: 🙋‍♂️ my wife: Ciao Enzo ! subway worker: 😒and do you want that toasted Enzo: Ah of course! (holding up thimble of wine) Abbondanza
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When I’m playing with two beetles and Mother walks in
Richard Nixon sitting at his desk. July 1952.
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Oh alright… guess they didn’t know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott 😂 get real.
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my stupid girlfriend acts like her doodles don't fully capture the human soul
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I'm just too tired and exhausted these days.
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haaate that couch sleepy does not transfer to bed sleepy
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the elites don't want you to know this but wombats are free you can take them home
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