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Shelpy Lee

@shelpylee

I am trying my hardest!!! (she/her)

Joined November 2018
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joel golby@joelgolby9 May 2024
sabrina carpenter: so what's the joker? barry keoghan: he's sart of like an evil porson
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sarah@sablaah11 Apr 2024
humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe
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@astro_jaz9 Apr 2024
we’ve seen eclipses on earth, so here’s an eclipse from mars. this is mars’s moon phobos eclipsing the sun.
Mars’s moon Phobos eclipsing the Sun.

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(at subway) my wife: can i get a 6" hot italian me: yeah you sure can 😏 (unzipping pants) my small sexy friend Enzo who was hiding in my pants: 🙋‍♂️ my wife: Ciao Enzo ! subway worker: 😒and do you want that toasted Enzo: Ah of course! (holding up thimble of wine) Abbondanza
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When I’m playing with two beetles and Mother walks in
U.S. politicians doing normal shit (@normalpols) profile pictureU.S. politicians doing normal shit@normalpols15 Oct 2022
Richard Nixon sitting at his desk. July 1952.
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Oh alright… guess they didn’t know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott 😂 get real.
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my stupid girlfriend acts like her doodles don't fully capture the human soul
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I'm just too tired and exhausted these days.
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haaate that couch sleepy does not transfer to bed sleepy
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Tempa@FathomFloof1 Nov 2023
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the elites don't want you to know this but wombats are free you can take them home
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it wimdy
a small dog falling asleep but it looks like she's in strong wind

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Lost my voice arguing about this
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*guy dates his first preppy girl* damn this bitch does not brew potions
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nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the sleek FDR bullet train and you as the seething coal locomotive.
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St. Joseph Saturday Herald, Michigan, March 14, 1891
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Sushi Master Rates 9 Sushi Scenes In Movies And TV
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Allison@Allisnoton31 Oct 2022
Join us tonight for the Live Premiere of @OddityRoadshow with @plentyofalcoves @hashtagsubtext and @joelwruiz !!! Hangout on Twitch starts at 7P EST with the Live Premiere at 8P EST followed by a Q&A! Hope to see y'all there! 🎃 Twitch.tv/oddityroadshow
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Replying to @Do_You_Validate
@CriticalBitCast spoiler for ep 86: I loved Jonah the Jacksonverse!
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