rube goldberg MAID machine

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kids don’t go “EWWWW” and move on with their day anymore when something gross happens as a gag on tv instead they watch it and they write a microblog about how fucked up it was

looking at the dragons at Michael’s and salivating

i hate vancouver halloween what do you mean you’re one of the tree stumps with a traffic cone nailed to it

this is a sort of normal meal outside of the nasty ass drink

Gen alpha is trying to cancel osmosis jones because a guy’s pimple violently explodes onto a woman’s face and kinda gets in her mouth a little bit

the biggest outlier to me is Yulia_nova, who is a long retired vintage gravure idol, and has only a couple illustrations on the site to begin with

yeah good luck figuring out what your mate was trying to say antiques

yes i’m pissing outside

maybe around a tummy, pregnant or just fat?

or if it’s not a she

maybe a buttcheek if she’s not packing

hear me out: bicep heart flex around a big boob

Swell.

Turn to the person next to you and say “It appears we are quite high up now aren’t we?” and that’s all

Why DO they all drive like that anyways