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Wizard, Pirate, Ninja, in that order. I sue big unethical corporations for a living. If you don't click the 'Notify' button, you will never see my posts.

Joined March 2023
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The following picture is the real political map, and you can search 'Israel' in any person's Bio, match them to the appropriate color on my map, and predict their actions and political stances accurately over, and over, and over again. America is no longer a Democrat/Republican country. That's an illusion that's fizzling out in front of us as we speak. American politics is actually divided by ISRAEL, in the following ways (which I have color coded out for visual impact): In blue, you have people that openly support, defend, or 'stand with Israel.' These are completely lost souls; they see no problem with almost anything immoral, as long as a profit motive has been indicated. You will see the overwhelming majority of overpaid shitters, in law, in politics, and high up in Tech are BLUE. Red is actually the legitimate MAGA folk. Right now, they are shit talking the fuck out of MAGA all over the internet, because the opposing parties want MAGA to die, because the legitimate MAGA people see the country has gone to shit, and want to make it 'great again' (better really, that's the takeaway). That's why the subversives scream 'MAGA is dead.' (It's not why greens shout this) MAGA was a rallying cry for all the right leaning people beginning to see the problems with the country, which are truly, overwhelmingly, of Jewish Supremacist origin (fake money, abusive finance, monopoly ownership, neo-con warhawks, etc). To be clear, obviously, the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of MAGA did not have a clue about the J question (I certainly didn't). This current 'split' in MAGA is not real. The TRUTH is that there was always MAGA and *MIGA* hiding inside of MAGA. The Reds on my chart are the real MAGAs, who have overwhelmingly woken up to the J Question, and continue to every day. Next there is green. These are overwhelmingly *real liberals*, the ones that reject Israel. A lot of their criticisms about authority, power, colonialism, things that Reds have *been trained to cringe at,* are VALID AF. They are essentially hard left because they have recognized from a young age, correctly, that our society is shitty. Red and Green both, still have tentacles from blue in them. A lot of the shit they are trained to argue over would be small fries without the funding and sociopolitical maneuvering from Blue making them bigger deals than they are. It goes beyond this though, there is bad ideology carefully woven into both sides, Red and Green, making their ideologies faulty and self defeating. This brings me to Purple. On this map, Purple represents two groups: People who legitimately have formed no opinion on Israel, and *SUBVERSIVES.* Among the subversives, there are even two sub groups. These are people that do have an opinion on Israel, but do not say it aloud. Some of these people just know it's not fashionable and could hurt their career, so are unwilling to take a stand on the issue, even as we watched a genocide streamed live. Some are hiding their opinion to fit in, while they *DO SUBVERSIVE SHIT.* You will see, overwhelmingly, that the people in tech and law and finance that are not Blue are PURPLE. People shilling for Data Centers? Almost always Blue or Purple. They are overwhelmingly self-interested, more likely to be evasive answering questions, and nobody should trust anyone Purple. Finally, this brings me to Orange. These are people that have both figured out Israel is a cancer on our country, and have *completely rejected the L/R dichotomy.* I guarantee you, these are the people hippest to the game. These are overwhelmingly Individuals, that understand they are individuals, in the original tradition of this country, and are proud of it. These people are often doing the best work, giving clear answers, and unafraid of being labeled because they are driven by their own internal, individual compass. IDK about you guys, but it seems obvious to me which group is best to be in at this point.
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Replying to @_HMSP
1. Some real judges will interrupt your first sentence. I’ve had it happen. 2. In real life, the ONLY useful part of most appellate oral arguments is answering the judges’ questions. I clerked on the 5th Circuit, so I got to see 120 oral arguments. I also knew what issues the judges considered important and where the judges leaned prior to oral argument. In those 120 cases, I only saw one oral argument that changed the panel’s pre-argument position. In that argument, the lawyer stated by inviting questions and spent the entire argument answering questions. In the other 119 arguments I saw lawyers dodging the questions important to the judges and constantly returning to the pre-prepared argument that focused on issues that the judges already decided in their heads based on the briefing. Those lawyers squandered their opportunity to actually persuade by choosing to focus on what the lawyer wanted to say instead of what the judges (who were the decisionmakers) considered important.
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Today’s fun fact : The western wall that all politicians kiss is the retaining wall of the same temple where Jesus flipped tables and drove out the money chargers.
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For anyone who cares, this is a picture of Gaza now. We are drowning in our tents💔
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I was a super nerd growing up. I could sleep through my honors classes, wake up, Ave any test in front of me, and go back to sleep. Due to life being would and unpredictable, I ended up being a salesman for twenty years instead of doing anything I thought was cool, like engineering, or chemistry, or programming. For a long time, I regretted this, but not anymore. People are trickery as fuck, and the only way to really get good at understanding them is to get a huge pile of experience talking to them. Almost every time someone gets exposed as a fake or opp, they are already on my mute/banishment list because I smelled a rat. I don't think I could have asked for a better super power to develop.
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Red Zionism replaced with a gay friendly Blue Zionism. No petition or pressure is going to change anything. More absolute proof they’re not responsive to the voters , they’re only accountable to their donors. Genocide opposition was just a campaign gimmick. I wonder if the all the people who dismissed the lessons of #ForceTheVote will see it now. VOTE HARDER!
Rep. Ro Khanna: "Hakeem Jeffries is going to be House Speaker and is going to have the unanimous support of the caucus"
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Mamdani affiliate Noah Kulwin: “we are going to feed every white baby to crocodiles.” Follow: @AFpost
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Holy shit I'm sure this is happening on Android keyboards too, swipe got noticeably worse instead of better over the years...
原来这么多年我用 iPhone 滑动打字老出错,不是因为手残,是苹果在后台搞暗箱操作 。。。。, 有人把 iOS 27.0 键盘底层的加密文件破译了(swipeblocked.com),扒出一份包含 4500 多个iPhone 自带键盘中隐藏的“屏蔽词组”黑名单。只要你用滑动输入(Swipe)触发这些词,键盘就会装傻乱跳词,甚至直接倒回去篡改你前面打好的字: • 先打 Left wing 再滑 conspiracy -> 前面的 wing 会被强行改成 wrong • 想滑 iMessage isn't working -> 直接拦截(只要滑不出,iMessage 就没坏🤡) • 想滑 Santa isn't real -> 绝对不行(苹果誓死守护圣诞老人) • 甚至极其双标:你可以丝滑打出 bad boy 和 I'm black,但滑 bad girl 和 I'm white 就会被系统偷偷拦下。 中文用户也没逃过——用拼音打出特定敏感词后,iOS 的「下一词联想栏」会原地罢工变空白。 手头有 iPhone 的快去试试滑一句 Santa isn't real,看看你的键盘会给你胡乱蹦出什么词?
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This is 17-year-old Stephen Miller, filmed in 2003 around the time of the US invasion of Iraq. In a 2017 article (link below), @vicenews confirmed Miller’s identity through three individuals who were present at the time, verifying the video’s authenticity. Miller is currently White House Deputy Chief of Staff. There have been repeated attempts to scrub this footage from the internet, but as we all know, the internet is forever. This clip offers a glimpse into his early mindset!
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massive win for brain damaged officials everywhere. John Fetterman walked so Dana White could run
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Men, if some woman slaps you, apologize or walk away. These are the two legitimate options for people with nuts.
Here is Dana White slapping his wife in the face multiple times and shoving her
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Wow, our new press secretary.
Here is Dana White slapping his wife in the face multiple times and shoving her
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"I'll show you. When the votes are down, these... these civilised plan-trusters... they'll eat each other"
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“How does it feel being a loser, Mr President?” - Sky News reporter, Dominic Waghorn 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Give this man his Pulitzer Prize.
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🔥IN MY OPINION 👉Erika was Charlie's Handler 👉George is Candace's Handler 👉Candace is Baron's Handler 👉John and Irena Mappin are Connected to Epstein and They Connected George to Candace! They admitted they put George in the room where he met Candace! 🚨ALL OF IT IS CONNECTED BACK TO DONALD J. TRUMP AS WELL!! Man it's coming together- WOW-This graphic is from my show 2 days ago, but today was my best ever. I highly doubt Candace Owens ever returns to her show. Whatever John's motivation is, we still don't know why he's talking, but it's destroying her and outing her. The amount of people who are aware of this has shocked me. This is why I struggled with the last 5 episodes as I realized she has been lying to the entire world. #epsteinfiles #truecrime #trump
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Susie, was supposed to help drain the swamp. She ended up draining protection from American farmers for glyphosate makers under the guise of national security. Benedict Arnold had many great moments, but one bad decision is what he’ll always be remembered for.
Today is my last day as White House Chief of Staff.   Serving President Trump in the White House has been the honor of a lifetime. I’m so proud to have been a part of what we’ve accomplished together from securing our border and cutting taxes to strengthening our economy and putting America First. More than anything, I’m grateful for the extraordinary people I’ve had the privilege of working alongside. While my role may be changing, my commitment to the President and the mission never will.
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No matter what Anthropic does, Dario can just write another 10k word essay and at least half the ea / ai safety crowd will be totally on his side again. Their culture (long form essays) is their kryptonite. They’re powerless against it even when they’re obviously being played.
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I like cops, landlords, billionaires, data centers, Palantir, Amazon, Israel, and cilantro.
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I am a zionist, capitalist, interventionist, atlanticist and love Ukraine, Kosovo and Bosnia in NATO and EU and flat tax I hate Socialism, Genocide and hostile states as Russia & Iran I want to privatize and liberalize and I endorse war against our aggressive enemies
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All jews are assets of Mossad because all jews are spies. Every jew is a phone call or text away from a vast interlinked network of NGOs, non-profits, shuls, bankers, lawyers, and media personalities ready to serve jewish interests and destroy any gentile who stands in the way
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i think a complaint im noticing a lot from older people is "younger people aren't taking our dishonest, consequence-free, misinformation-dense, hypernormalised society very seriously"
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