Gamer Tag - Killie Bartezz
Perthshire
Joined February 2009
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1. We have our own airport fire brigade
2. If we’d a blocked drain, we’d call in a drainage engineer or plumber (we have those too), not “the fire brigade”
3. You’re claim is utter nonsense
4. Read #3 again
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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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When Paul Merson joined Portsmouth under Harry Redknapp, he says he got one of the biggest shocks of his career.
After training, he did what he’d always done at Arsenal and Aston Villa. He took all his kit off and dumped it in a pile on the dressing-room floor, expecting it to be washed and ready for him the next day.
The lads started laughing.
Merson asked what they were laughing at, and they told him, basically, “We wash our own kit here.”
He couldn’t believe it. He said he was standing there thinking, what have I done?
Someone then told him the kitman would do it for a fee. So Merson tried to be clever.
He offered the kitman a deal. Wash his kit for free all season, and if Portsmouth got promoted, he’d give him £10,000.
Merson’s point was that he thought it was a completely safe bet. Portsmouth hadn’t exactly been flying for years.
Of course, they went and got promoted.
So he had to pay up. And because the kitman didn’t want it going through any official channels, Merson said he ended up meeting him at a service station to hand over the money.
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Declan Rice is such a humble man ❤️
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I rarely like these camera angles, and this photo tells us less than you might think. It’s not only about angles, it’s about who initiated the ‘boring’. Did Koch head inwards and force Genge to chase, or did Genge shove him in there? A still photo like this does not tell us that.
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Honestly the way some people on this site go on about Owen Farrell you’d think he’d been making repeated dangerous tackles for the past 8 years, often avoiding any sanction at all & receiving generous reductions on the rare occasions when he actually was cited.
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I am very grateful to the people who supported me and gave me the love from their bottom of the heart especially my foster carers Elaine/Baz and @flintoff11 thank you so much 🥰
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He leaves Glasgow Warriors at the end of the 2022/23 season after 13 years and 221 appearances so far. @ViaplaySportsUK's Jamie Lyall, walks back through the past 13 years with @ryanwilson89.
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Some thoughts on the news of Peter Murrell's release from Police Scotland's custody.
#PeterMurrell #SNP #poetry #poem
ALT The Scottish police have closed the net And nabbed the chief with absent hair. Perhaps if they were from the Met They'd just have sent a questionnaire.
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ALT A distance for driving is stated in "miles" But our petrol is purchased in "litres". Economy's measured in "M-P-G" But the width of the car is in "metres". The height of all people is "inches" and "feet" And then "stones" are still used for their weights The distance from Greenwich is "minutes" and "secs", While a "yonk" is the time between dates. A "Starmer" will measure a shift to the right And our langers are measured by "Dorries". "Prince Andrew" is used as a yardstick of shame, While the unit of lies is a "Boris".
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The Arc de Triomphe in Paris is one of the world's most recognisable landmarks. But... what actually is it?
Here's one clue: it has a statue of Napoleon as a Roman emperor being crowned by the goddess of victory.
And it was Napoleon who had the Arc de Triomphe built...
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I don’t remember being as excited for a Scotland game as I am for France clash
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Still over a week away but, excitement building already for @Scotlandteam next match in Paris
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Duhan van der Merwe beat five tacklers on the way to his incredible try against England – no other player beat more than two with a single carry, at the weekend (Oval Insights). So what if we plotted those…
