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Bean

@simonwindus

Ex Army, keen cook and bread maker. BBQ enthusiast with far too many BBQs!! Very patient, unless it’s tried !

 Stow-on-the-Wold, England
Joined April 2009
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Mrs Wallace's Saturday
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As the previous Dude said… Enjoy 😊
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Magnificent sight to behold
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I’m at @londonwaterloo to observe genuinely extraordinary scenes tonight as 6,000 armed forces staff arrive for #Coronation rehearsal. Scenes not seen for a generation and EXACTLY reflect Helen Mckie’s 1948 famous ‘War & Peace’ paintings pair. Some kind of glorious coincidence?🤔
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🎁 #GIVEAWAY 🎁 Sending 5 random followers that retweet this within the next hour a Ridge Wallet of their choice. Good luck!
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LEGEND
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Johnson's people rang the editors to get the story spiked post publication! Luckily some early editions had already left the building... Be sure not to tell anyone...
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Friends I have just now realised a category of gossip I adore is “wedding that went terribly”. Please tell me about the worst wedding you’ve been to please and thank you.
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What the fuck is wrong with us. Everything she said was true and perfectly reasonable. This notion that she should be grateful despite the prevarication and weakness of the governments we've had. Fuck that. #welcomehomenazanin
Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) profile pictureCaitlin Moran@caitlinmoran22 Mar 2022
Given that, depressingly, the hashtag "sendherback" is trending, I'm very happy to start a #welcomehomenazanin thing, if anyone wants to join in with being pleasant and cheerful.
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#welcomehomenazanin I'm so pleased you are back where you belong and hope you have a wonderful family life together now after so long. Thank you for speaking truth to power! Praying for the release of other captives!
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the room next door - Nadine Dorries
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Was Boiling Point based on me? The chef who cooked on cocaine thetimes.co.uk/article/e72cc…
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1. Seeing this a lot on twitter at the moment and thought we would put in our tuppence worth on it. So here we go in a quick thread on our particular take of "lambenomics" – at Scotland, United Kingdom
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I CAN’T STOP WATCHING THIS
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The internet is magic sometimes.
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BREAKING: Super Army Soldiers have arrived in Whitehall (#London) to take statues into protective custody due to the risk of #londonprotest #ClimateJustice protestors covering them in red paint as part of operation Save Ancient Statues. Photographed from a Canberra
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Arm creasin’ up a dis
Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) profile pictureMichael Spicer
@MrMichaelSpicer31 Jul 2021
"please hold"
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Using the very latest audio technology, I’ve managed to bring up the sound from the Hancock video.
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Amazing how much information you can get in a pub sign
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