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If the hooker trade got nixed at the last second I would no longer be tweeting because id no longer be with us
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thank you based Jensen for signing my boobs
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dumbass prime minister still likes talking about how we can never trust the americans again yet still hasnt done enough to repeal the safe third country agreement in place precluding these people from claiming asylum north of the border
Leaked audio from inside ICE detention—woman begs to self deport. Not receiving medication for her severe anemia. Hemoglobin levels so low—doctor said it's life threatening. "I only ask that you deport me," she cries. "I've been waiting 4 months since signing papers—nothing." "I just want to get to Venezuela with my children and my family." "It seems unfair to me that people who want to leave are being held... and people who want to stay are being forced out." Her hemoglobin level of 4.1 g/dL is critically low and life threatening. Carrying a high risk of heart failure, organ damage, and death—without immediate medical intervention such as a transfusion. Every week her deportation officer gives her the runaround making up different excuses for her remaining locked up. And no lawyer will take her case because she's already signed self deportation papers so her case is officially closed. Enderin Briceño is detained at the private GEO Group prison Mochano Valley ICE Facility in Philipsburg, Pennsylvania. Her lawyer Lorena Vargas Hernández doesn’t have an active account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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The united state of tenessee
your first time on a plane, where did you go?
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This tweet is accurate but so stupid, CFBs bets comp IS European soccer the problem is the only sport more flawed than CFB is European soccer, Europeans just don’t care because they’re cucked losers and pretend rivalries matter more than chips
College football’s best comparison is European soccer. Soccer in Europe is NOT about the champions league. It’s about the domestic leagues and rivalries. That’s why when they tried to make a super league the fans revolted because they have a spine and common sense
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maybe your owner shouldnt have gone on a tirade against iwakuma because he wasnt fluent in english that one time
With multiple Japanese stars available this winter via posting or free agency, Jerry Dipoto told me today, "We want to be connected to Japan. We want to be connected to the best players coming out, year after year . . . The left side of our infield, the left side of our outfield, are both areas of need . . . A priority for us is to get better offensively, but the max priority for us is we have to button up our defense." @SeattleSports @MLBNetwork
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this rocks lmao
lmao. east germany’s stasi literally ran a “romeo spy” program during the cold war. handsome agents sent to seduce lonely secretaries and staffers in west german government offices. worked so well its considered one of the most successful honeytraps ever
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best talent the league has ever produced came from edmonton alberta lol
MLS shouldn’t have any teams in Canada 🇨🇦 anyway. It doesn’t benefit soccer in the 🇺🇸 in any way shape or form.
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owen hargreaves is also better than every american produced by the league
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Seiya Suzuki
おやすみ、ブルージェイズファンのみんな!
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With veteran QB Gardner Minshew sidelined due to a UCL injury, the Cardinals are signing QB Josh Johnson off the Bengals’ practice squad, per sources. The Cardinals will be Johnson’s 15th NFL team in 14 NFL seasons.
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the people in charge of the ncaa are probably worse than every commissioner
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CFB is officially a cooked product
BREAKING: The College Football Playoff and ESPN have agreed on a five-year deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027, @CFBHeather reports. on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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vancouver already plays in a dome, sounds like a good reason to keep them where they are without requiring taxpayers to pay for a useless stadium
MLS Winter Schedule is upon us. Montreal up for sale. Vancouver up for sale. Toronto likely to have their lowest SSH total ever. At least Austin and Miami won’t have to play matches in July. It’s just far too hot for that. 🤯
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One of the reasons I didn't sweat too hard about a "lost season" is that I trusted Howie to execute a shotgun rebuild, and I'm feeling good about that right now
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Calvin Ridley go ahead and head back to the airport brother
Breaking: The Rams are expected to place WR Puka Nacua on Injured Reserve with MCL and PCL sprains, plus turf toe, coach Sean McVay announced.
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next sunday is going to be the worst day in my life
BREAKING: The #Jaguars are trading a 1st-round pick (2027) and a 2nd-round pick (2029) to the #Eagles for DT Jordan Davis, per @AdamSchefter. A bombshell trade as JAX is going for it.
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Live from the 2025 MLB Winter Meetings:
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