@skelbthree

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Joined February 2024
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🚨❗️ Skelbton The Wizard has banned the Vauxhall Zafira in the Skelbton People's Socialst Republic. He said "It is not a Skelbanian value, but an Anglo degeneracy" Your thoughts on this?
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Dw guys no problems here I chose not to participate this year to let some other dudes have a chance
Pop Base
@PopBase18h
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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Local fool found crying after listening to cat Stevens’s father and son for 5th time this month
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Conor D. Oil
@RealConorOil22h
⚠️CONCERNING: Mitch McConnell boywife gets terrible boy periods.
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prof. dalesbred sheep 🪺@cappropaganda7h
Give me the dp, Dr Pepper, not double penetration
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I wanna go to the church from the blues brothers where James brown is the pastor and he sings and ppl are partying
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Alex
@sanpellyenjoyer11h
Just spoke to an insider Start killing and eating your neighbors
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Sam Alberti 🪏@sam_alberti10h
how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
U.S. Department of Education
@usedgov15h
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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Mads
@europemaxxed15h
Got 7 laugh reacts for a message on Teams that should've been reported to the HR department
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Clothes-Minded Individual@NBABabySecretOct 27
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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La Musa
@spvnishjointOct 26
I love watching people make normal , classic dishes. I’m so tired of Marry me Hennessy glazed hot honey chicken chipotle blackened fuck me pasta
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brian@brianonhereOct 27
Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
Nate@n8gallagherOct 26
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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i pledge if we can get this funded i WILL crush stuff with it
Skelbton the Wizard@skelbthree11h
let's crowdfund $30000 so we can build a running replica of a soviet BT-2 light tank
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let's crowdfund $30000 so we can build a running replica of a soviet BT-2 light tank
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Austria-Hungary enthusiasts@austro_the11h
Observation post near Kumburnu, Turkey, 1917
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Jixaw@iJixawOct 26
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map men map men map map map men men
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohler14h
Mr. Beast’s newest challenge is he will pay $500,000 to any person that can eat British food every meal for 10 straight days.
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🔻Commie-sama ☭@magikarp424Oct 26
The kind of solidarity most Americans are no longer capable of
TVP
@TheveripostOct 25
A penny auction at a foreclosed farm in the 1930s. During the Great Depression, neighbors would show up, hang nooses to warn off outside bidders, buy the farm back for a few cents, and return it to the family who lost it.
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LeCanard (Commissions open!)@iniemohkOct 26
Travelling through the Appalachian Trail Comm by @textonascreen1
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Horse ebooks@Horse_ebooks28 Jun 2012
Everything happens so much
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