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Replying to @Juana4ev
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O”, said the rabbit.
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I spoke to a guy yesterday
Age: 22
Portfolio: $1 million
Started investing in 2021
Goal: Retire by 30
I asked him how he built a million-dollar portfolio so young
He said he convinced his dad to give him $4 million and invested it all in crypto
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I have officially seen the best dog video on the internet. I have been watching for an hour. Will continue
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There are a pair of twins called Ving and Ling...
Ving decided to go to the town hall to change his name.
Ling decided to give him a lift there.
When they arrived, Ling reminded Ving that he would disgrace their family if he changed his name to Lee.
Ving takes a form and quickly fills it out to change his name.
He sends off the form, but immediately starts to regret it.
He is told that to revoke his form, he must pay a small fee.
Ling takes out her purse and is about to hand over the money when suddenly…
A man, their father, bursts through the door and embraces Ving and tells them,
“Don’t stop, be Lee, Ving”, “Hold on to that fee, ling.”
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Fact of the Day: The F15's name comes from the angle of the wings leading edge being at 15° from the body. The F is in honour of Fred Boeing, the airplanes designer, who went on to found Airbus Research Systems Enterprises, now known simply as Airbus
Photographed from a Canberra
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Ok, let’s do this🙄
We’ll start with an explainer covering:
🕒What is a 15-minute city
🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford
👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from
And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article
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1/25
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People think I do all the cooking for myself and my husband because I have some trad belief that men don’t belong in the kitchen. The truth is that I am Italian and my husband is English, and I do not believe any English person of any gender belongs in my kitchen.
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I need to re-home a dog. I hate to do it but at this point I have no other choice. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a shit ton. If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.
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Even a man who believes we’re ruled by interdimensional lizards thinks Musk is full of shit 🤭🤭
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Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo
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Ticketmaster be like:
Concert ticket: $70
Venue fee: $26.10
Access fee: $14.28
Paperless transaction fee: $7.23
Convenience fee: $17.24
Fee fee: $6.23
Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23
Because we can fee: $8.12
Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1






























