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same @ on the new blue app if you care

NJ.
Joined March 2009
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😇I can be your angel...or your devil😈
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Chicken Pleasar Salad
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One of my girlies who dances/ed please use this. I wanted to make it my new display name inspired by my lunch but I’d be stealing Pleaser valor as I, very much to my dismay, have never owned a pair
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It’s pretty cool being able to draw and hit the carty all day tho ngl even tho I made no money this week with no appts and took off my 1 day cafe job this week too lmao oops
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Being in the shop all the time makes me want to drink soda ???? I don’t even really drink soda like that but damn. Something about painting flash with an icy af Dr Pepper 😩
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What will my name be after barista NPC is no longer applicable
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It’s that time again where my insomnia has a soundtrack!! Can’t sleep and Story of a Girl stuck in my head. Apparently the song is actually called Absolutely (Story of a Girl) by Nine Days? If you asked if I’ve heard his band and song title I would have said absolutely.. not
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One hit wonders amirite
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I start full time at the tattoo shop tomorrow btw
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So I need you guys to be excited for me
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Ok I think I’m feeling it ty
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I have a popcorn kernel stuck behind my back molar since last night and nothing will get it out and it is ruining my life I’m convinced it will be buried with me.
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Can’t sleep so I ordered a(nother) new tattoo machine oop
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#TilesOnTuesday The tiled reredos of St Peter’s church, Titley.
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It’s honestly hard to believe there was ever a time that I liked computers
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Think I’d be so much happier if I were just a little more stupid or more intelligent. As it stands I am at the intersection of “smart enough to know shit sucks but too dumb to know how to fix it”
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Had a kid pick up my half eaten food off my plate + my phone, wave them around saying “look what I found!” while I was helping his mom at the register. I had to be like “dude that’s my food?” And she still just baby talked him w/ zero correction or even a sorry to me. Insane.
i thought this was exaggerated online tbh but last week i was working in my local coffee shop & looked over as i was buying a drink & two millennial parents were letting their 8yo on my laptop. when i came over the mum said ‘she’s just curious!’ as tho this was normal behaviour
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Are you all excited for the crossover of ai+religious psychosis where people think god is speaking to them through ai or ai itself is god lol heehee haha
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Likewise if you believe in paranormal/spiritual how spirits ghosts entities etc speak through elevtronics you know they’re manipulating ai already
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I’m high btw
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