@therealcbrad
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A story I wrote called “I cannot know all the damage I have wrought” (1/5)
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i think what was actually happening during the Who's On First scene was that she simply wasn't paying attention, because a man was making her watch a youtube video
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Lavender tastes like soap? Yeah, I know. I want to be clean. I want to be clean. I want the flowers to cleanse me. I will eat them all.
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I’m eating raspberries with marscapone and it’s the most intensely interested he’s ever been in something I’ve been eating. Bougie ass dog
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If I ever change jobs, new coworkers will have a solid 3 month vetting process and need to answer “will you have me hop on zoom calls on our days off” and “will you text me to look at work 3 hours after we’ve left the office today” before they get my person phone number
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This actually stopped my workout bc I got so annoyed at it that I’m just having tummy time on my yoga mat
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I love listening to one song over and over a normal amount of times
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carmeb retweeted
emma@do_not_test_meOct 26
the ever-eloquent 3liza (rip an excellent twitter account) posted this recently which is concise and correct
alyssa@lovelandisleOct 24
project hail mary is probably fine idk i haven’t seen/read it, but i read the author’s debut novel and it made me homicidally angry
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today one hermit thrush got recaptured at our banding station FOUR times
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Had to hop on a zoom call and over boiled my boiled cider and now it’s caramel
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One line that went crazy in the theatre for the showing of you can see everything I was when Billy said “I don’t want to have to move to Arizona.” All the Arizonans were hooting and hollering at that
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They’re letting you have wine now while you stare at the hot topic in the dying small town mall
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halloween costume concept: blemmye
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International Cyber Digest
@IntCyberDigestOct 23
❗️ OpenAI CEO Sam Altman told Stanford students he no longer thinks the industry can "just patch all the bugs." He says most leaders patched after Anthropic's Claude Mythos and moved on while "the models have kept going."
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i know it must feel good as fuck being a lizard out here
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working in an office is so funny it’s like what if 100 grown ups liked candy as much as any five year old.
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Putting on the lotion that makes me scream
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“They don’t know I can see everything”
max@lynchinistOct 23
i only threw this nathan 4 u
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Omgg my favorite pastry and pizza place in town and one of my favorite for either of those things full stop closed down! It was run by this brusque woman from Milan and she’s doing private cooking lessons now. I gotta do it. I gotta have her be mean to me again
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The look I get when I am sitting but he has decided it is Play Time
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Mom says she and dad are dressing up as Justin and Hailey Bieber for Halloween lol
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