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Alice Lia Maro

@slimelia

extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 30

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slimelia.uk/
Joined November 2009
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.@playboicurrryyOct 29
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Cal
@Cal_III20h
Reform are campaigning in Gmod now.
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Reform UK Scotland (@ReformUKScot) profile pictureReform UK Scotland
@ReformUKScot23h
Reform will always stand up for Scotland’s working class communities.
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M. R. Stirling (@Zethonring) profile picture
M. R. Stirling@ZethonringOct 28
Graham Norton subtly warning us about David Walliams in 2020
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cooper@coophanftOct 29
He smart asf he knew gracie abrams was coming
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase23 Dec 2024
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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this person (@scarlet_rush) profile picture
this person@scarlet_rushOct 29
Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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Justin@JustThompOct 27
I love gay Halloween bc wdym ur Lisa Rinna dancing on the table at Andy Cohen’s baby shower 👄
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Liste (@endliste) profile pictureListe@endlisteOct 27
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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tomarz@tmrz_Oct 27
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Chris Deeley (@ThatChris1209) profile picture
Chris Deeley@ThatChris1209Oct 28
Hey quick question, what the FUCK do you mean???
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angel mars (@ultrap0p) profile picture
angel mars@ultrap0pOct 28
this ig story
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 27
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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So, he’s the guiltiest person alive.
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 27
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

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Layla Rhiannon@LaylaRhiannon3Oct 27
that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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"I enjoy top tier antics"
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kw (@ratappreciator) profile picturekw@ratappreciatorOct 26
I made a collage from local dating app profiles. needless to say I don’t fuck with this vibe
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Aarón@aaron_terrorOct 27
You can tell Sock is still in her fighting to get out
Maia Poet🦎 (@thepeacepoet99) profile pictureMaia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 26
Whoever ends up being my wife someday, will have to put up with a lot of shenanigans and tomfoolery. What lessons have you learned from relationships?
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⋆˚꩜｡ 🇵🇸 (@hotboyjupi) profile picture
⋆˚꩜｡ 🇵🇸@hotboyjupiOct 26
snapchat bitmoji wish to become human
Maia Poet🦎 (@thepeacepoet99) profile pictureMaia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 25
I’m becoming increasingly convinced that anyone who says that I look like a man is trying to gaslight me. As a reminder: the only requirement to being a woman, is to be a female (XX) adult human being.
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lake1555@legalguacmoneyOct 26
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WIBBLE BIBBLE@toensuresOct 25
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Maya (@simcoelover) profile pictureMaya@simcoeloverOct 24
Hey
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ar Maureen put fiver int' card xxx
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