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Ham

@snailsafe

Astro/photographer \ Gastropod Enthusiast \ Current Hyperfixation: snails again

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Joined September 2011
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Ham@snailsafeMay 24
nothing else matters when I got my man in my arms and my friends in my chat
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I hate gay Halloween wdym you're sexy Curtis Sliwa with 10 cats
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Mandatory Halloween album open.spotify.com/album/7ACks…
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single woman looking specifically for a cat dad whose Halloween costume this year is Curtis Sliwa and his cats
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The Madeline costume was yesterday, but for actual Halloween I'm hungover in my custom Luci Couture as god intended
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I'm forming a team including the woman at the bar last night who asked if I was Ariel
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happy hamoween!
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everybody say happy birthday to Giblet or I'm going to act crazy!!
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're the sexy red spectre of communism
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Happy Halloween guess what I am
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forgot I got my quarterly bonus and ordered one of the dresses, but I believe I waited a respectable amount of time 😭
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kaia@onherleftOct 30
i love halloweekend #DrinkingOnPrescriptionMedications
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Just saw that some of my irl friends are really good at posting it's a shame they waste it on Threads 😔
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November 3rd is fast approaching. It’s our moment to vote, vote, vote.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@ZohranKMamdani) profile pictureZohran Kwame Mamdani
@ZohranKMamdani14 Jun 2025
It’s time to vote 🗳️
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i hate gay halloween, wdym youre the end of service announcement for Pokemon Unite
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Toto and Giblet are at it again
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Ham (@snailsafe) profile pictureHam@snailsafeOct 30
Alright guys I have some crazy drama to drop :/
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The main reason I draw cat noses as hearts
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The tune of "and they were roommates" but Hasan talking about Patrick Stewart with "and he was a socialist'
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Alright guys I have some crazy drama to drop :/
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Literally one of the best lines ever said by an actor in anything.
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"He who was my companion through adventure and hardship is gone forever…"
Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) profile pictureWill 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerOct 29
Patrick Stewart's entire body of work, but as Picard in particular, is something that connects the person I am today with who I was as a kid. It collapses time for me. I still have the same awe and fascination with his performance and belief that it represents the best of us.
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