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2010 Most Cuddleable Man of the Year simply enjoying a safe space to complain about - and sometimes praise! - my sports teams

Philadelphia
Joined July 2010
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still waiting for The Homer to come on the market
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Lol I get legitimately triggered every time I see a Cybertruck in the wild - nothing to do w/ my feelings about Elon, it’s b/c this car is the ugliest fucking monstrosity ever and the person who willfully bought it is insufferable and has the worst taste in literally everything.
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Hey, don’t do this - it’s counterproductive to be a crazy mob doxxer inciting harassment, plays right into their hands. Nothing wrong with free speech and protesting, regardless of the dog whistle reasoning. Just show up to be with community and support the businesses on Sunday.
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In a season that sucks and there's so much negativity, this is awesome and deserves to be celebrated nitter.gq/Eagles/status/21184032…
Jalen & Merrill take a dive through Eagles history 🎥
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Eagles have an unnerving fetish of pretending they’re infallible and immune to culture rot. We’ve seen this behavior during disaster seasons at the end of every coach era. They start lashing out and alienating anyone who dares criticize them - media and former players especially.
Jason Kelce wasn't leaving the studio without addressing a report suggesting Eagles players wanted Jeff Stoutland gone. “I take great offense to somebody alluding to players not fighting really hard for Jeff.” Kelce made it clear he believes the decision to move on from Stoutland came from inside the Eagles organization—not the players. “Don't give me this crap like trying to defer direction on the decisions that you guys wanted to make.”
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There are rumblings about Mannion being a my scheme is infallible type and refusing to adjust to personnel/situation to make things easier. Foles strongly calls that out. Also, count the times he says “details.” So refreshing to have a guy w/ Foles’ chops be the one to do this.
Here is seven minutes of Nick Foles saying the coaching and details are at fault for mistakes during the Commanders game. It was alarming to listen to. Entire SZN episode is here and worth checking out youtu.be/BokoOcWJ1H0?is=z0y_…
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Just when I thought nothing could piss me off about this team b/c they’re not worth caring about, this asshole pulls the ripcord on the worst gaslighting answer possible about a guy we’ve had to suffer through for years as the worst blocking TE potentially in football history
#Eagles OC Sean Mannion on why he liked TE Grant Calcaterra in a prominent blocking role vs. the Commanders: “He’s had success in that area before. … he’s a flexible piece.”
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My heart aches for the social media team on days and in seasons like this
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Couldn’t be a better spot for Panthers ML on Sunday
“Bo Nix is the most clutch quarterback in the NFL.” 😤 @danorlovsky7 gives praise to the Broncos QB after their win against the Chiefs.
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Don’t care about meeting bare minimum of making catches on open shallow crosses or 5-yard hitch (where he can’t break a tackle), all that is fungible. Lemon doesn’t pop as an NFL athlete and hands were his calling card. Hope he gets more chances on downfield stuff, wanna see it.
Great route but when it happened my immediate thought was this is a catch Lemon must make to be an impactful NFL WR - high level of difficulty but a perfect throw from QB b/w defenders dropped right into his hands on 3rd down, gotta have it play. Punt -> Commies get 3 before half
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Great route but when it happened my immediate thought was this is a catch Lemon must make to be an impactful NFL WR - high level of difficulty but a perfect throw from QB b/w defenders dropped right into his hands on 3rd down, gotta have it play. Punt -> Commies get 3 before half
Makai Lemon #Eagles Violent stick at top of stem on fade with good wipe counter. Gets the step needed. Well placed target vs C1 with S closing but CB gets hand in the right spot.
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So fucking funny (infuriating) in real time. Calcaterra at FB as lead blocker whiffing twice in the year of our lord 2026. Maybe Mannion never watched tape of players from prior seasons, which would fit w/ how it all looks on offense. Immediately killed the drive and forced a FG.
You know you are simply the smartest person in the room when you line up Grant Calcaterra at FB. Next level thinking! He not only fails to disrupt #45 when he slants outside he also whiffs on #2 after that and then pushes him in the back for good measure.
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Cannot for the life of me understand the aversion to bringing back the black uniforms and instead thinking that going w/ a drab color like gray is exciting. There had to have been a whole marketing study and focus groups behind it too and still results in a boring failure.
The fabric of Philadelphia. Introducing our Hometown Remix uniform. bit.ly/47WovXh
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Insane # of tweets hitting my TL from before the Eagles game of sports radio hosts in this city predicting they’d bounce back from Cowboys shellacking and beat the Commanders. How could these people, who are blowhard morons but still watch this team for a living, not have a clue?
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They’re going to lose 41-10 to the Giants in a week so sit tight
No was the correct answer. It did get worse.
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Wealth hack just dropped someone loan me $100 mil please
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Cash them checks All Pro
Jonathan Greenard has 40 pass rush snaps in the last three games. He has a single QB pressure in that span. One.
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Competitive 1st halves followed by ass kickings in 2nd half vs division rivals on b2b 8p national TV games where players quit in 4th quarter. Commanders played like shit and still covered -6 w/ ease. Professionalism is now a real concern. Wonder if there are any changes coming.
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So do we really need to see Tanner McKee for the entire rest of the season? Very clear what he is (low level backup). There’s no possible good reason not to see Joe Milton or, preferably, Cole Payton at some point.
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Same tweet for Jalen Hurts during disaster seasons
Tanner McKee hasn’t been good yet I wouldn’t rank him in the top five of the team’s problems right now
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