⋆ ˚ ᛉ | nosey af | chronically online |

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its actually quite refreshing to have a PM whose embarrassing history involves raising money for charity, rather than burning £50 notes in front of homeless people and shagging pigs...
Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast The PM said on TV show 'Gogglebox' for Stand Up To Cancer he has a "clang of anxiety" when discussing dancing - after taking part in a charity event for the Rob Burrow centre for MND bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm3w…
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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RIP Sylvia Plath you would have loved an actual diagnosis girl
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Thinking again about this
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I need a perfume that smells like Play-Doh 🤤
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Randomly saw a girl that my boyfriend used to work with in 2021 and it triggered this memory. Was he trying to make me super jealous or was I just being bpd lol. The previous message he said “he loves working with her, been talking allll morning.” Like cmon ??
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I don’t think Emma is expected the replies. 😂😂😂😂😂
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
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Op continues to monetise ragebait and false narratives to earn money. Aggressively intimidates & bullies everyone in order to cash in. x.com/smithey21026/s…
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I'm very very sad tonight. I just learned that Stephen Biesty passed away in 2024 at 63... He is one of my favorite artist. Rest in peace.
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This is objectively better than it being 23 degrees at 2am
It’s raining everywhere in the UK right now, thanks to Storm #Boelo ☔️
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AI could never come up with this drag
when celebs were genuinely active on twitter like they just tweet anything that comes on mind 😭
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100% me. I’m antisocial and have agoraphobia, so i genuinely love staying in.
Utterly convinced the "I love winter and the clocks going back. Give me cosy nights under warm blankets with a pumpkin spice hot chocolate with rain lashing the windows and a £700 gas bill" people are just people who don't leave the house and they like feeling less bad about it.
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Oh so it's not a loop I'm in a downward spiral
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Replying to @harbordelsol
can you guys fucking STOP
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🚨SERIOUSLY. DO NOT SCROLL UP THIS TIME. IT'S BAD. 🚨 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophil…
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Stockpiling baked beans and bottled water isn’t enough, I’m about to start an intense strength training routine for when the robots take over 🦾
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A tourist goes to Morocco🇲🇦 and finds a man behind a market stall raping a monkey.
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They both look absolutely shit compared with a pizza you can get from any small town takeaway in the UK
Which one are you picking? ◀️ From NYC: John’s of Bleecker Street ▶️ From Connecticut: The Little Rendezvous
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Hard choice!
this is actually kinda crazy lmao
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