Former cubicle bureaucrat. Future Trader Joe's associate. Sometimes, I make people laugh. Comedian. Co-host of @danceofjoypod.
Joined June 2011
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Last night in Chicago, the Smashing Pumpkins brought out Greg Brady to sing “It’s a Sunshine Day” while Flavor Flav head-banged from the audience. This may be the most Gen X thing ever assembled on one stage.
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I’m not into black listing anyone from future work in their area of expertise but I do think it’s fair to want a whole new crop of foreign policy staffers in the next democratic administration. It’s not like the same 120 people are the only people who know anything.
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A deceased rat and a handwritten note containing "derogatory statements" were found at a Chicago alderman's office on the city's North Side Sunday night, police said. abc7chicago.com/post/chicago…
i'm a woman in my 40s. my algorithm:
- babies are starving in gaza
- mothers are getting deported
- EAT PROTEIN
- the downfall of democracy
- the rise of fascism
- EAT MORE PROTEIN
- women aren't people
- men will kill you
- HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT GREEK YOGURT AND COTTAGE CHEESE?!
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Invite your friends to the RISK! live show in DC, at Miracle Theater, on Sat. 6/7 at 8:00 pm. Stories by @sofjaved Heather Minter, Tori & 3 storytellers chosen from the audience. Hosted by @TheKevinAllison!
Get tickets: RISK-show.com/live.
#DC #storytelling #risk
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DC! Haven't been to a RISK! live show yet? Join us on Sat. 6/7 at 8:00 pm in DC. Stories by @sofjaved Heather Minter, Tori & 3 storytellers chosen from the audience. Hosted by @TheKevinAllison!
Tickets: RISK-show.com/live.
#DC #storytelling #risk
Sofia Javed retweeted
Join us for the next RISK! live show in DC, at Miracle Theater, on Sat. 6/7 at 8:00 pm. Stories by @sofjaved Heather Minter, Tori & 3 storytellers chosen from the audience. Hosted by @TheKevinAllison!
Tickets: RISK-show.com/live.
#ATL #storytelling #risk
Join me on Saturday, 6/7/25 at 8PM as I share a true story on @RISKshow live at @MiracleTheatreDC in Washington DC! There will be curated stories and a story slam! Tickets: RISK-show.com/live.
THEM: Sofia, you're SO FUNNY
ME: Thanks! When I was 16, my father died, and then an adult handed me our family's phonebook and told me to call everyone and tell them the news and invite them to the funeral.
ME: I discussed it with some friends and then made a decision...
MY THERAPIST: are those friends white?
ME: ...yes
MY THERAPIST: for the record, I don't agree with them
Sofia Javed retweeted
Tracking state reactions to the ICC Arrest Warrants against Netanyahu, Gallant, & Deif 🧵
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When I was 24, I served as a translator on the administrative review boards in Guantanamo Bay, where I tried to ensure fair/accurate depictions of detainees' stories.
The stories coming out of Sde Teiman remind of what I learned at GTMO.
Short 🧵
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A mariachi band performed Higher by Creed at Globe Life Field tonight and they absolutely killed it
