Former cubicle bureaucrat. Future Trader Joe's associate. Sometimes, I make people laugh. Comedian. Co-host of @danceofjoypod.
Joined June 2011
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Last night in Chicago, the Smashing Pumpkins brought out Greg Brady to sing “It’s a Sunshine Day” while Flavor Flav head-banged from the audience. This may be the most Gen X thing ever assembled on one stage.
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I’m not into black listing anyone from future work in their area of expertise but I do think it’s fair to want a whole new crop of foreign policy staffers in the next democratic administration. It’s not like the same 120 people are the only people who know anything.
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A deceased rat and a handwritten note containing "derogatory statements" were found at a Chicago alderman's office on the city's North Side Sunday night, police said. abc7chicago.com/post/chicago…
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Invite your friends to the RISK! live show in DC, at Miracle Theater, on Sat. 6/7 at 8:00 pm. Stories by @sofjaved Heather Minter, Tori & 3 storytellers chosen from the audience. Hosted by @TheKevinAllison!
Get tickets: RISK-show.com/live.
#DC #storytelling #risk
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DC! Haven't been to a RISK! live show yet? Join us on Sat. 6/7 at 8:00 pm in DC. Stories by @sofjaved Heather Minter, Tori & 3 storytellers chosen from the audience. Hosted by @TheKevinAllison!
Tickets: RISK-show.com/live.
#DC #storytelling #risk
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Join us for the next RISK! live show in DC, at Miracle Theater, on Sat. 6/7 at 8:00 pm. Stories by @sofjaved Heather Minter, Tori & 3 storytellers chosen from the audience. Hosted by @TheKevinAllison!
Tickets: RISK-show.com/live.
#ATL #storytelling #risk
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Tracking state reactions to the ICC Arrest Warrants against Netanyahu, Gallant, & Deif 🧵
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When I was 24, I served as a translator on the administrative review boards in Guantanamo Bay, where I tried to ensure fair/accurate depictions of detainees' stories.
The stories coming out of Sde Teiman remind of what I learned at GTMO.
Short 🧵
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A mariachi band performed Higher by Creed at Globe Life Field tonight and they absolutely killed it
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The U.S. just stunned Pakistan at the Men's T20 Cricket World Cup in one of the biggest upsets in the sport's history.
Saurabh Netravalkar is one of Team USA's top players, but his full-time job: Principle Engineer at Oracle.
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New Episode! "The Gazebo - Perfect Strangers S7 E7"
We talk about old-timey accents, broken rental agreements, and the timeless hilarity of a good wind-up. All that and more as we watch season 7, ep…
Player links & show notes: danceofjoypod.com/the-gazebo…
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They killed him, because even in jail he threatened a regime that thrives on lies and secrets theguardian.com/world/2024/f…
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So GitLab posts their internal Zoom call recordings on YouTube, and some have HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of views...
Because people use them to pretend like they're working.
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This photo is 113 years old.
It was taken by Sergey Prokudin-Gorsky, an early pioneer of colour photography.
If you've ever wondered what the world used to look like, Prokudin-Gorsky's photos will show you...
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New Episode! "Second Sight (1989) Review - Season Break Special"
It’s our season break special! We talk about our favorite season 6 episodes of Perfect Strangers and review Bronson Pinchot’s 1989 co…
Player links & show notes: danceofjoypod.com/second-sig…
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-“‘Helicopter’ does not come from ‘heli’ and ‘copter,’ but from ‘helico’ (from Greek ‘helix’ meaning “spiral”) plus ‘pter’ (from Greek ‘pteron’ meaning “wing”).”
-“Like in ‘pterodactyl’?”
-“Girl, exactly.”
