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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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throwing up sober is a life ruining event but throwing up drunk is just the beginning. you can throw up drunk and youre stronger for it
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this malick ass baby bro
such a precious moment
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Woman I have been flirting with at the bar all night: So what do you want to do when we get back to my place? 😏 Me: *Remembering my media training* Every time I perform I just try to execute at a high level
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Three weeks ago: Hidden footage of Caleb Williams crying at a relative’s funeral has many questioning if the young quarterback has what it takes to lead a football juggernaut Today: Caleb Williams has begun channeling the wrath of the primordial demon Ba’al Kuushn
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bought a bottle of sherry and couldn’t get the cork out all day, which became a looming Thing: I realized, in time, that I couldn’t run hectically downstairs in the late evening, begging someone to open the damn thing, as if I were some sort of unspeakable addict 10/17/56
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Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era
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if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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The TikTok editors already made a Case Keenum song πŸ˜‚
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I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person
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a lot of u dont realize that lana is deadass a genius and geniuses are fucking insane, she isnt like the other girls u stan she is batshit fucking crazy
words cannot express how much this triggers me
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β€œSad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands is a grand song. It is like Beowulf, and it β€˜takes me out to the meadow.’ This song can make you leave home, work on the railroad or marry a Gypsy. I think of a drifter around a fire with a tin cup under a bridge, remembering a woman’s hair. The song is a dream, a riddle and a prayer.” - Tom Waits on Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands
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Caleb Injury Cartgate was a psyop to distract all of you sheep from the fact that Drake Maye flat-out forgot how to play football
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Replying to @KingGary1234
Trucker music
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Greatest video of all time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ALL FACTS LOL
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This is Bob Dylan at his best
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Guy who wants to fuck you on your birthday: Happy Birthday !
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