@spongebobhamtwo
Joined April 2026
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(Trying to end the conversation at the function) Yeah I actually got into a car crash on the way here. I'm dying and I need to go home immediately
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I changed my whole life around by adopting a more chinese masturbation method
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EVIL FAWF@BravoFawfOct 25
*in a stereotypical outfit that's definitely going to be dug up in 5 years* you know, halloween is the one night of a year you're not in a costume.
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elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcOct 24
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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donovan spoon@donovanspoonOct 21
calling 911 to watch me clutch a 1v4
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 20
breaking no-contact by sending a jacksfilms community tab youtube post
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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Oct 19
Im avant-tarde
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EVIL FAWF@BravoFawfOct 18
the tsa keeps on telling me i have to quarter them because they’re not counted as soldiers i’m scared
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underground champs@ugchampsOct 16
BLACK KRAY “Crows” prod Hi-C (2018)
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Drew Gooden@drewisgooden4 Jun 2014
Skrillex on vinyl
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Aryas
@AryvyoOct 16
guy who just downloaded tailscale: i think tailscale might be god
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dookie@babadoookieOct 14
Car niggas will be talkin bout they car parts or whatever the fuck you can say you have no idea what the fuck they talkin bout them niggas will keep talkin bout it
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Rap Wikipedia
@RapWikipOct 14
18 years ago today… Busta Rhymes — Arab Money (feat. Ron Browz) [2008]
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@playboicarti24 Dec 2011
i been on @SpaceGhostPurp music , you got to feel the funk #RVIDXRKLVN
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Hold me closer tiny obama
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chloe
@sardine_enjoyerOct 8
everything is about sex, except sex, which is about Microsoft Teams
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@maketheangelscry@myleperlordOct 7
Anyone can kill themselves but do you have the courage to sit in your room playing video games and doing drugs all day?
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Hussein in the membrane
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obama@haiitsm3Oct 4
my penis has packet loss
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