@spoo4

Cloud Infrastructure Engineer. Woke nerd. Octodad. Mastodon: [email protected]

Joined June 2009
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Today I accidentally activated the voice typing keyboard while tapping out a message and then burped. Apparently the transliteration of that particular burp was "ir".
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Tamara@TamIWas9 Nov 2024
I cannot condone the actions of those doxxing Nick Fuentes. It's highly irresponsible to post his address without including any information about the parking situation in the area.
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Neena Jha@DrNeenaJha24 Oct 2024
I don’t know who needs to hear this… But all patients, please know you NEVER need to apologise for hairy legs, hairy armpits, not having a β€œtidy genital area” etc Come as you are! Doesn’t make a jot of difference to us AT ALL! We’re here to help you - exactly as you are
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cam smith@sexenheimer19 Jul 2024
Bit of personal news - it's my first day at Crowdstrike as the guy who flicks the On switch every morning. Completely blanked on it today but reckon I will nail it Monday.
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Jess Phillips
@jessphillips5 Jul 2024
Just to say that within minutes of Kate Kniveton having lost her seat, she messaged me to ask me to carry on her work on family courts. Not my party, but that my friends, is what a decent representative would do.
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Unfollowing anyone who mentions AI or crypto in a flattering light
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GUYS! GUYS GUYS GUYS! I just discovered there was a 2022 rerecording of Wap Bam Boogie and it's subtly different and funkier and this is the best thing to happen to me in ages and I haven't just spent like half an hour switching back and forth between them @MattBiancoBand
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I ended my months long twitter exile to post this, that's how excited I am
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Is a futon called a futon because you put your fut on it
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No cheating, show us your Spotify recent searches
Wolf πŸ™@spoo422 Jun 2023
No cheating, show us your Spotify recent searches
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After my previous Minecraft misadventure (Eyes Passim) I set out to recoup my losses last night. Very poor picking to start with but with deeper exploration managed to accrue nine diamonds and a bunch of iron. Only to encounter THIS BS!!
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Dort and I are playing the poisonous potato Minecraft April fool update. It's fun. We don't have keep inventory on. I spent a happy hour successfully mining, got a bunch of iron and ten diamonds. Was well armed and well armoured and ready for anything ...
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until I tunnelled up into a cave filled to the top with water and drowned. Then couldn't find my way back before my gear despawned. Heartbreak.
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Still think it's more fun playing on without keepinventory
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I think my answer would be "... why"
Mike@cufcmike8 Apr 2024
Had a bloke very patronisingly say to me "Erm, there's a queue here?" When I went to the bar in my local spoons the other day, because I wasn't joining his weird little single file line heading back from the bar, and I'd 100% do it again.
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Why am I
Wolf πŸ™@spoo419 Nov 2023
Replying to @LLcoooltweet
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Vittoria@vitt2tsnoc7 Apr 2024
What's your wordle method. I always start with ADIEU, then PORTS, then LYNCH if needed and it's usually a done deal.
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QT With a sexy B&W
Δ†hπŸ’‹ryl πŸ‘©πŸΌπŸ‘—@clumsyoaf3327 Mar 2024
QT With a sexy B&W
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Repost a comedian who help e shape your sense of humour
Rachel (Cricket)
@rachlovesmedia19 Mar 2024
Repost a comedian who helped shape your sense of humor
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PC Rebuild #247 before and after
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My desk currently looks like this. I badly need to tidy and clean it. SO MUCH DUST
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Unpopular retro computing opinion (and completely unnecessary hating): I *hate* And_rs Eng_r Jens_n's music. Can't stand it. Ruins any video it shows up in for me. It's pure cheese. Muzak. Terrible terrible stuff. Plus he works heavily with D*vid M*rray so fuck that guy
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