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Ways and Means. Roll Tide. Boldly Go. He/Him/ya’ll

San Jose, CA
Joined April 2009
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You can come for Tenacious D over my dead fucking body.
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"dad threw the race, bill. Tom Clancy wrote about it in Clear and Present Danger"
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Crews are currently transforming The Cincinnati Union Terminal into The Hall of Justice for 'Superman'! 📸: @Enquirer
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The payoff is so good I have tears coming out of my eyes rn man 😭😭😭
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Australian senator: “Tenacious D must be deported immediately”
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Sounds great ChatGPT thanks again for being so smart
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There's a famous painting by Petrov-Vodkin called "Death of a Commisar". As kids in the USSR, to annoy our classmates we'd jump onto someone's back, clasp our hands and keep yelling "save yourself, leave the commissar" while holding on and not letting go.
events reminded me of game to play roaming w/ lads after a few: “Get Down, Mr. President” one person sneakily sticks finger in ear as radio earpiece, starting game as others notice, they do same last lad sans earpiece is president yell “GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT” & dogpile him
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In 2003, Ben Affleck predicted Spotify and Netflix streaming before either existed.
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Jesus embracing Muhammad, who was his younger brother. A powerful image of two Americans who invented Christianity and Islam
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Superheroes destroying alarm clocks, a short thread ⏰ Kitty Pryde
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if I were a domestic intelligence service I would order a bunch of challenge coins made up for things that didn’t exist but plausibly could (a coast guard assassination squad, a forest service machine gun club to steer people in the wrong direction that isn’t the case with these
if I were a foreign intelligence service first thing I’d do is open a challenge coin business in Santa Fe, Spring Lake, NC, Washington DC, Omaha Nebraska/Denver Co and undercut every other challenge coin manufacturer by 20%; you could map out whole covert departments that way
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I always complain that movie & TV sets these days are too aspirational lifestyle e.g. RED DRAGON (2002) vs. MANHUNTER (1986) — Ed Norton & William Petersen as same dude w/ same job in same story; compare their houses (MH left, RD right) — but I rewatched & it's more than that
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Look who I found at Walgreens?!
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Lmfao Wolverine 💀
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🫢🤭
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