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Troubled maiden aunt with homosexual tendencies. One of the nastiest trolls on here (apparently) She/her. Views not representative of @vagina_museum

Vampire Castle
Joined August 2009
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reminder that mark fisher wrote vampire castle about me and some pals who said that russell brand was a cunt and a misogynist
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Two years ago, I grew tired of comments about me driving a "Nazi" car, so I sold my VW Jetta and bought a Tesla.
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found it
Broke my multi-orgasm in a session with a partner record. Used to be 13. It's 28+ (I lost track) now.
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I would never in a million years have guessed the punchline to this.
This is still one of my favourite things to ever happen online.
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Ah, yes, "Tes Thdpssssps".
Coming in 2026
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a fandmade poster by a reddit user called r/Fatdino426 Credit: reddit.com/r/TheOdysseyMo…
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yesterday was a good day for the fundraiser, and we’re barrelling our way toward paying for Maher’s mother’s evacuation please continue to donate, share, qt and boost ✨✨✨ chuffed.org/project/121901-h…
good morning ☀️ we’re making a big push on the fundraiser this week to evacuate Maher’s mother from gaza - the situation on the ground is extremely difficult and we need to get her out it will cost about £4k 👇👇👇 chuffed.org/project/121901-h…
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why does the king sing badly? because he ​is pregnant
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: #ThresholdDay! Did Janeway and Tom Paris fuck when they were giant space newts? We did our very best to answer this burning question...
On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. In advance of #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
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#SaveThePCC Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease. For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below; you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princ…
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reminder that if you jerk off tomorrow on christmas y ou are the bastard of earth.
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Jean Paul Gaultier and his cunty corseted Christmas tree.
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Alright, you win. The ICC can arrest those guys too.
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The wine dark settee
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If you get this, we can be friends 😂
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my baby is 10 years old today
Oh no. Madonna's at the front door of my nan's house again.
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To be honest if you had asked me what's the best way to honour dead soldiers on Remembrance Day, I wouldn't have gone for the "play soldiers in a jeep" option.
Has Starmer conquered Paris?
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