Stephen Durkan (@stephendurkan) header
Stephen Durkan (@stephendurkan) profile picture

Stephen Durkan

@stephendurkan

Writer and musician. House Speaker for the Acid Commune. EP - OUT NOW https://nitter.gq/t.co/cmi2LPbCIj Contact: [email protected]

 Glasgow, Scotland
stephendurkan.bandcamp.com
Joined February 2018
  • Tweets4.7K
  • Following1.3K
  • Followers215
It's here! I WANT - OUT NOW via @UpcycledSounds youtube.com/watch?v=dt_gwOLQ…
Stephen Durkan - I WANT (Official Video)

Stephen Durkan - I WANT (Official Video)

I want to be a pony.Art Direction by Becki LeeStream here: htt...

youtube.com
1
5
2
8
Stephen Durkan retweeted
Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) profile picture
Ash Sarkar
@AyoCaesarJun 10
Crime is now being viewed through an entirely racialised lens – but only when the perpetrators aren't white. When Chas Corrigan stabbed a Saudi student to death, or Paul Doyle mowed down Liverpool fans, white people didn't have to fear being a target of collective retaliation.
3,445
4,229
382
19,808
2,062,325
He looks like Wallace AND Gromit
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKMay 14
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is now odds on to become the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Image from Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK)
18
Truly rebellious to get a bunch of rich Americans laughing at poor people in the third world. This is why the comedians are the philosophers of our time
Dead Wrong History (@deadwronghist) profile pictureDead Wrong History
@deadwronghistMay 14
Sam Kinison was an ordained Pentecostal preacher before he became a comedian. He debuted this at Rodney Dangerfield's HBO special in 1985. He died in a car crash 7 years later aged 38. George Carlin called him "the last of the truly dangerous comedians."
46
Those islanders man, no idea what they're going to do next
BBC Scotland News (@BBCScotlandNews) profile pictureBBC Scotland News
@BBCScotlandNewsMay 8
RESULT | LABOUR GAIN Na h-Eileanan an Iar bbc.in/4u2hyNV
Image from BBC Scotland News (@BBCScotlandNews)
33
The main problem with this is that it's not funny. In fact, it's barely a joke.
Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) profile pictureHave I Got News For You
@haveigotnewsMay 6
Zack Polanski is upset that the Chief of the Met Police used an open letter to criticise him, saying "it wasn't the appropriate forum". Much better just to mindlessly retweet someone else's half-baked thoughts on social media
Image from Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews)
30
Tbf in my head, the 90s is still the last decade
paige (@BonerWizard) profile picturepaige@BonerWizardMay 6
Radios stations are still saying “music from the 80s, 90s, and today”
46
This is the kind of thing I would post at age 17 on Bebo at 3 in the morning after watching two hours of Bill Hicks on youtube...
Alexander Dugin (@AGDugin) profile pictureAlexander Dugin@AGDuginMay 5
You are not the people. You are stupid slaves on the Epstein's menu of cruel cannibal elites. You are eaten, your brains are. It is why you watch Euphoria. Because all of you are perverts. Disgusting civilization. No reason to exist. Please, die.
20
Stephen Durkan retweeted
Big Timi (@OrevaZSN) profile picture
Big Timi
@OrevaZSNMay 4
It's utterly ridiculous that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around, and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing our personal data to sell us targeted ads.
253
10,710
183
65,504
667,889
Never apologise. You're not dealing with good faith actors. You're feeding a beast that will never be satisfied until it destroys you. Ask Jeremy....
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsMay 1
Polanski apologises for sharing post criticising police bbc.in/4eSDeaj
Zack Polanski apologises for sharing post criticising police

Zack Polanski apologises for sharing post criticising police

The Green leader was facing a growing backlash for appearing to back criticism of arresting officers.

bbc.com
28
I am glad that I've never had a job where someone would ask this, but I've had the opposite problem where workmates are incredibly suspicious if they catch you reading a book - not sure which is worse!
Big Timi (@OrevaZSN) profile pictureBig Timi
@OrevaZSNApr 29
I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.
29
Rich people need to just shut the fuck up for a WHILE
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesApr 29
Emily Blunt shares advice for girls who are unhappy with their jobs: “Just find something that you deeply want to do. Even if you’re earning no money, as long as you love it, you’ll be happy.”
Image from Film Updates (@FilmUpdates)
1
10
Just pause and think - how is this going to sound coming out the mouth of a multi-millionaire? And then STFU
2
The difference being one is someone saying 'let's make a film about this cool famous person', and the other is someone saying 'This famous person's life seems to speak to these ideas and themes, that would be cool to explore'
nathan 🪏 (@nathanrobii) profile picturenathan 🪏@nathanrobiiApr 22
i think people are forgetting how broad the biopic genre is cause you have shit like michael and bohemian rhapsody but you also have movies like lawrence of arabia, amadeus, goodfellas, and oppenheimer
1
17
Some of us remember scrolling through YouTube in the depths of lockdown and seeing Julian Casablancas interviewing Chris Hedges in some sort of Tron landscape and thinking it was a fever dream... So, I'm not surprised, basically
Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 (@HBendaas) profile pictureHamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸@HBendaasApr 21
Amazing stuff
Image from Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 (@HBendaas)
96
"And that.." Atticus blows the smoke away from the still warm revolver "..is how you kill a Mockingbird"
Roving (@roving_thinker) profile pictureRoving
@roving_thinkerFeb 11
Without naming the book, tell me a line that readers of it will instantly recognize.
1
39
Honestly thought this was a leftist making a joke But it's actually a zionist making a serious
Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 (@ezralevant) profile pictureEzra Levant 🍁🚛
@ezralevant22 Oct 2025
Why don't you ever say that about Qatar's monarchy?
1
118
Stephen Durkan retweeted
🔻 (@uncle_authority) profile picture
🔻
@uncle_authority21 Oct 2025
in a real society this would be a cause for celebration that human beings don't have to waste their lives in Amazon warehouses, but since we live in a labor camp with a big screen TV for a fence it just means hunger and eviction notices.
Megatron (@Megatron_ron) profile pictureMegatron
@Megatron_ron21 Oct 2025
BREAKING: 🇺🇸According to internal documents obtained by the New York Times, Amazon is planning for robots to replace more than 600,000 jobs it would otherwise have to fill in the United States by 2033 Amazon's robotics team's ultimate goal is to automate 75% of its operations. The company expects to avoid hiring 160,000 people in the United States by 2027.
Image from Megatron (@Megatron_ron)
Image from Megatron (@Megatron_ron)
116
5,897
53
46,482
1,235,538
Fuck this man - I want my pop stars to be out of their minds, talking in riddles and metaphors, acting like an alien who is confused by our human ways #justiceforjanelle
boygenius source (@boygeniussource) profile pictureboygenius source@boygeniussource21 Oct 2025
2
208
Thanks to Hank's inspiring advice, I am investing 50 quid into the founding a troupe of clowns whose sole purpose is to go around harassing rich people until they all just STFU
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto20 Oct 2025
YouTuber Hank Green advises young people to invest 5% of their net worth in new ideas, even if they fail "Aim for the moon, so if you miss, you hit a star" via: FORTUNE
Image from Dexerto (@Dexerto)
Image from Dexerto (@Dexerto)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Hank Green says that either he didn't say this *or* he meant it sarcastically. He goes on to discuss the general virtues of (affordable) project-based learning. x.com/hankgreen/stat…
1
61
He wasn’t always like this....
Image from Stephen Durkan (@stephendurkan)
Graham Linehan (@Glinner) profile pictureGraham Linehan
@Glinner21 Oct 2025
The Jews deserve a homeland. This is antisemitism.
1
1
3
183
Load more