I lied, I am Hawkize

Joined August 2022
Watching Iowa football
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remember when Iowa did a giveaway at a football game lmfao yeah man me either
Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!
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big shout to the neckbeard fuck and his four friends (also fat neck beards) who ran into a dollar general and took all the pokemon 30th boxes they got and threw them up on marketplace for $150 each, have fun not ever having sex with a human
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normally don’t have any issue with this shit if one guy does it but calling your buddies and scalping them so kids can’t get them (I really just got lucky and saw them when I went to get envelopes) and wanted one for my son. hope no one buys them and you miss rent
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Congrats to my daughter who is now a member of the ag extension board
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eventually everything becomes the Cracker Barrel
Gutfeld: Don't go after The Cheesecake Factory. A lot of us don't have a personal chef. The Cheesecake Factory is a tribute to America. It's literally a melting pot, Jessica, that's why you hate it. All the flavors assimilating into a menu. 250 meals, 700 ingredients. 100 sauces.
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there are no words for how shattered I am to realize I am 6 months older than Pat McAfee and I will never forgive kdanbaybe for this never going to a meet and greet now
Today I learned pat mcafee is 39 yrs old. That mf looks like he’s in his mid 50s 😭😭😭
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someone claiming to live in Iowa keeps sending his ballots to Wichita, where do I get my money
Trump: "Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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a perfect tribute to Cathy’s legacy
After a weekend of nonstop frantic discussions and negotiation, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be played Thursday at 12:30 pm at 17,000-seat State Farm Arena in Atlanta, sources told ESPN. The Atlanta Hawks-Cleveland Cavaliers game that night will move back to 8 pm to accommodate the doubleheader, just as the Hawks did for Game 4. This allows a potential Game 7 to remain scheduled for Halloween at Chase Center in San Francisco. All three Finals games in Atlanta have required hurried adjustments to the schedule at State Farm Arena. It took collective efforts from the WNBA, NBA, the Hawks, State Farm Arena, Dream, Valkyries and broadcast partners to figure out the best course of action again. By moving the game earlier in the day, the WNBA avoided a scenario where a potential championship game was played inside the Dream’s home arena, the 3,500 seat Gateway Center. The other option under strong consideration was moving Game 6 to an open date at State Farm Arena on Friday and Game 7 to an open date at Chase Center on Tuesday, November 3.
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every geriatric Iowa fan trying to get into Kinnick in 2022 when they went to a mobile only ticket
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uh yeah if your name isn’t German I guess you can’t be from Iowa
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I truly think they’ll love having you home more after next week, and I’m happy for you sincerely for that
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Wow, maybe he should get back in his kitchen and perfect his recipe
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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the undefeated Minnesota Vikings
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Yeah man it’s a wonder with how you talk that your son emulating you leads to getting zero bitches
Replying to @stillnothawkize
True libtard post.
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I’m man enough to tell everyone I’m a recovering alcoholic. I’m new. I’m 127 days sober today. Zach’s message, of course, has some good notes - but it’s *complete bullshit* for his “friend,” because his “friend,” is attacking others with public lies.
I needed to address this. For anyone struggling with addiction, you are not alone. Visit: Yourlifeiowa.org
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Shellie missed the most important part of recovery - which is to not blame others, to take accountability, and spend the rest of your time doing good. Be fucking better.
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We all do things we aren’t proud of. It’s how we grow and react afterward that matters as much. And Shellie went on TV more than once to try and hurt good people while hiding behind her faith. Then she doubled down. Shellie is not a victim.
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Just as we suspected, the juggernaut of the NFL will be the last team standing undefeated by tomorrow (the Minnesota Vikings)
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yeah that’s the takeaway from Lahn getting caught lying again bud
Replying to @SamNewton
The New York Times has something near a 25% approval rating.
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Yeah man I’m sure Zach Lahn doesn’t have a chef for his 7 kids when he’s gone on his private plane 90 percent of the time
Folks like @RobSandIA and @BarackObama can afford their own chefs so no wonder why they make jokes like this. Elect @ZachLahn who is a farmer, who knows what it is to sign the front of a paycheck not the back and doesn't depend on their families money to get a job they can buy!
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