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lana cel ray

@sumbitches

boss of maryland

 a mountain
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Joined January 2008
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Time to freshen up
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lana cel ray (@sumbitches) profile picturelana cel ray@sumbitches24 Dec 2023
Updated my favorites. It was brutal
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He got diagnosed with prostate cancer yesterday
lana cel ray (@sumbitches) profile picturelana cel ray@sumbitches27 May 2024
Just found out that my dad’s best friend wrote in Fauci for president in 2020 and might vote Trump this year
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Not a metaphor
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They’re going to put this in textbooks to explain November 3, 2026
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He’s so stoic
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Juan@ChildishTycoonNov 4
James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa on their way to end MAGA
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You guys have no idea how bad I needed this
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The Baltimore Banner (@BaltimoreBanner) profile pictureThe Baltimore Banner
@BaltimoreBannerNov 4
Chuck Jenkins, Frederick County’s MAGA sheriff, loses bid for sixth term
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Sush@sushidoeNov 4
america be like "let's allow people to run a red light using their own judgement. i'm sure they'll make the right call every time considering that oncoming traffic has a green and is probably flowing at a gazillion miles an hour. and let's not design our intersections for it"
I'm Getting There (@Average_Docter) profile pictureI'm Getting There@Average_DocterNov 3
This is my vent art
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They voted their ossof 🥲
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joolsd@joolsdNov 3
silver jews lyrics
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@BulwarkClipsNov 2
Trump: "I've kept every single promise I made, except far more. I've actually kept far more promises than I made."
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Marysia@marysia_ccNov 1
John Piper (British 1903-1992), 'Stansfield Church', 1986
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Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsNov 1
US states whose official sport is jousting
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Open enrollment started today at my job and health insurance doubled (last week they said it only went up 10%)
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It’s just the employee + children coverage that doubled. Everything else actually did only go up 10%
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I got a call from Wegmans about it
Arielle🪷 (@PrimallyRooted) profile pictureArielle🪷@PrimallyRootedNov 1
In case anyone needs to know this the Once Upon a Farm wagon wheels were recalled as a choking hazard at like the highest alert level because they become so sticky they can get lodged in the esophagus and can't be removed
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C.J. Prince@cj_prinFeb 20
Lucrecia Martel 😍
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cww@cww_0Oct 31
Just dawned on me
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grenadine girl@sizzylockOct 30
logging on to linkedin and commenting who cares on every post
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I don’t mean this in a negative way (at all), but I do not have the energy to process this right now
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyOct 1
Eddie Murphy is attached to star in a new drama series from “Mad Men” creator Matthew Weiner, currently in development at Peacock. Plot details are yet to be announced. variety.com/2026/tv/news/edd…
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glad that I did not get to worked up over this nitter.gq/Variety/status/2115960…
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyOct 30
Matthew Weiner Exits Peacock, 101 Studios Series 'The Chairman' Starring Eddie Murphy (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/tv/news/mat…
Matthew Weiner Exits Peacock, 101 Studios Series ‘The Chairman’ Starring Eddie Murphy (EXCLUSIVE)

Matthew Weiner Exits Peacock, 101 Studios Series ‘The Chairman’ Starring Eddie Murphy (EXCLUSIVE)

Matthew Weiner is no longer involved with the drama series "The Chairman" that is currently in development at Peacock, Variety has learned.

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Every day I am more and more tempted to move to Harper’s Ferry
Governor Patrick Morrisey (@wvgovernor) profile pictureGovernor Patrick Morrisey
@wvgovernorOct 29
Some spooky news just in time for Halloween. West Virginia has a new license plate celebrating our legendary cryptids, from Mothman and the Flatwoods Monster to Sasquatch and more! Available Monday, November 2, at WV DMV locations. Find out more at dmv.wv.gov/article/west-virg…
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KOFI (@TrueKofi) profile pictureKOFI
@TrueKofiOct 29
Oh Lord…what have we gotten ourselves into?
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