Sumner Mahaffey

My daughter just called gnocchi Dinner boba

Watch the lyric video na sa YouTube: youtu.be/Jpyuf4nhv5A

Listen to our new song “PADUNG NA KO” available na sa Pilipinas! ✈️

sitting in my kitchen at 11PM doing cebuano tongue twisters on a zoom call for a tv show in the Philippines to promote our new song. Life is wild dude fr

this is the type of hard-hitting journalism I like to see

Hoy

So we’re just gonna act like this didn’t happen?

Last night at 2am, my 3 year-old woke up crying and yelling for us. I sprinted into her room like "what! what! what happened!" and she wiped her tears and between sobs said, "I.. NEEED...a quesadilla." 💀

My wife literally keeping me alive one year into WFH

y’all ever just drink hot sauce straight out the bottle just to feel something

thinking about that time I was a kid on vacation in the Ozarks and we went go-kart racing and I thought they were bumper cars and ran every car off the track. saw all the workers jumping up and down and waving their arms.. thought they were cheering. got kicked out.

what is your sign-off on work calls? mine's like "ok. thanks. alright. see ya. bye." and they get increasingly shorter and quicker with each word

"I remember when they first invented chocolate."

i like to play this game where i pop a melatonin and then see how much i can get done before it starts to kick in

My daughter just walked into the room dressed in a princess dress and said “look daddy I’m a pension.”