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Joined May 2010
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the DMV employees when you don’t have all your paperwork:
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Jesus take the Wordle
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Nothing like getting revenge on your employer by depriving yourself of sleep after a long work day. That’ll show them.
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Full video: Inaugural poet Amanda Gorman
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been watching this on repeat
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Add shredded cheese to any leftover and make something ~EXTRAORDINARY~. Hi, I’m a piece of smelly garbage, and this is my masterclass.
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Why do all moms love Orange Julius
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Someone honking at your Uber driver is the adult equivalent of your friends parents yelling at your friend while you’re playing
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My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.
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Tower of Terror cast member before the doors close
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Finally going to start taking my vitamins this year
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He has Cerebral Palsy and wanted to skate board so his mom created this for him so that he could. MY HEART 😭❤ Mother Of The Year
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when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing
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the cicadas are LOUD this morning those girls love to gossip
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Y’all my Grandma just straight up nailed it...!😂🐐
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I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home I have food in the fridge at home
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Either there’s a @netflix glitch or @MarieKondo’s methods have escalated.
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Genius: This airline showed people with anti-Mexican prejudices that they're actually part Mexican
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Only 90s kids will remember this: cash
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