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Nothing like getting revenge on your employer by depriving yourself of sleep after a long work day. That’ll show them.
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Add shredded cheese to any leftover and make something ~EXTRAORDINARY~. Hi, I’m a piece of smelly garbage, and this is my masterclass.
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Someone honking at your Uber driver is the adult equivalent of your friends parents yelling at your friend while you’re playing
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My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.
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He has Cerebral Palsy and wanted to skate board so his mom created this for him so that he could.
MY HEART 😭❤
Mother Of The Year
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I have food in the fridge at home
I have food in the fridge at home
I have food in the fridge at home
I have food in the fridge at home
I have food in the fridge at home
I have food in the fridge at home
I have food in the fridge at home
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Either there’s a @netflix glitch or @MarieKondo’s methods have escalated.
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Genius: This airline showed people with anti-Mexican prejudices that they're actually part Mexican
Aeroméxico Trolls Americans Who 'Don't Like' Mexico in Brilliant Ad
Genius: This airline showed people with anti-Mexican prejudices that they're actually part Mexican



















