@sur4js

pendulum swinging, algo surfing

 SF
Joined September 2021
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I always end my lender calls with “love you pookie, kisses” to build good rapport
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Tweeting so hot right now that even Yudhishthira is in my dms asking me to help him take back Hastinapur
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One must imagine Suds watching You Can See Everything, completely missing the point, and turning to you to say, with a mouth full of popcorn, “why didn’t she just ask Ramtin to do the next round”
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sur4js
@sur4js18h
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how to get nvidia backstop
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fuck this isn't google
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Pwease
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Hello Sharks, I am asking for a $70m credit facility at a sub 13% interest rate. My offtake is not credit worthy and they haven’t even signed yet. They’re definitely going to though, their lawyer has been going over every word for the past 4 weeks.
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Cynicism is pathetic. Earnestness is in short supply. I just can’t shake the idea that most of cynicism comes from feeling that the markets/world are efficient. “Nothing ever happens” sucks
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Shoutout to the telecom guy I just talked to
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Just had a great 1-minute meeting with GPU Jack. To maximize the 60 seconds we had, we both turned our speaker volumes to zero and spoke past each other for the full duration of the call. Excited to now spend 14 minutes looking through the transcription to figure out what he has.
GPU Jack
@gpujackOct 20
today's @GPUMart meetings by the numbers: 11 meetings 255 total minutes scheduled 208 actual minutes 18.9m average meeting duration 15 male account managers (MAMs) 3 WAMs tomorrow: biggest focus is shortening average meeting duration, headlined by a 1m meeting w/ @sur4js. Also looking to go sub 5m with @jadenswang
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Need to figure out ASAP what the hell the Yemeni’s are putting in this specialty “killer” coffee. I feel like I’m risking a heart attack every time I need to take a business meeting
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Unto him go the sons of Pandu.
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We are going to execute the next person to commit mitradrohi
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