founder @gpumart

Connecticut, USA
Joined December 2010
looking for up to 1 GW of colo space over the next two years for a @GPUMart client. Can consider sites 1.5MW and above. company is price insensitive and has billions behind it I understand everyone wants this, but figured I’d throw it out there!
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boomers need luxurious 60 min meetings to give ample time for monologuing, war storying and reminiscing millennials like 30 mins with a nice agenda GenZ DMs
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we're working with a datacenter in Southeastern US who has 500 kW (air-cooled) available immediately from a cancelled order. their client failed to pay this would never happen at @GPUMart, as we've invested heavily in our collections team. DM if interested.
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our new collections hire
🤖 Made with AI
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GPU Jack retweeted
Just had a great 1-minute meeting with GPU Jack. To maximize the 60 seconds we had, we both turned our speaker volumes to zero and spoke past each other for the full duration of the call. Excited to now spend 14 minutes looking through the transcription to figure out what he has.
today's @GPUMart meetings by the numbers: 11 meetings 255 total minutes scheduled 208 actual minutes 18.9m average meeting duration 15 male account managers (MAMs) 3 WAMs tomorrow: biggest focus is shortening average meeting duration, headlined by a 1m meeting w/ @sur4js. Also looking to go sub 5m with @jadenswang
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since foursquare is in the news I'd like to release my interview writing sample from 2012 that abruptly ended all conversations. I guess they have something against Pocahontas? cc @dens
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there’s a generation of displaced B2B SaaS middle managers rooting for this
it’s time for AI to …. build B2B SaaS seeing aggressive revenue growth from companies in this vertical
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Your dad and most of his closest friends are calling it SI now
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today's @GPUMart meetings by the numbers: 11 meetings 255 total minutes scheduled 208 actual minutes 18.9m average meeting duration 15 male account managers (MAMs) 3 WAMs tomorrow: biggest focus is shortening average meeting duration, headlined by a 1m meeting w/ @sur4js. Also looking to go sub 5m with @jadenswang
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booked for tomorrow. let's normalize 60 second meetings
Replying to @gpujack
dmed you my email, chat soon
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to reduce unnecessary shakespearean-style monologuing, both by myself and participants, I will only participate in 15-min meetings for the rest of the year
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PSA: there is a BBQ sauce judge out there LARPing as a data center kingpin. He is sniffing around for client details. Do not listen to him unless it’s about BBQ sauce.
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I’ve gotten some interesting replies to this. My favorite being a BBQ sauce judge demanding I send him the client details immediately.
looking for up to 1 GW of colo space over the next two years for a @GPUMart client. Can consider sites 1.5MW and above. company is price insensitive and has billions behind it I understand everyone wants this, but figured I’d throw it out there!
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the @SemiAnalysis_ DC team chose violence this morning @JeremieEO @JordanNanos @mayabarkin
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Q: what do I expect to get out of this 1 GW deal? A:
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Behold: GPU Mart's new site is live. We have computers. Lots of computers. (Though none are free, despite @gpujack's claim.) Colo space, too. Email sales at gpumart dot com with your needs. gpumart.com
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I’m getting dunked on a bit but this is a serious request from a very real client. No catfishing or LARPing going on here.
At some point you have to ask how serious these types of asks are: 1. You see them all the time 2. They sound grandiose (price insensitive) 3. Very opaque counterparty info sharing Then you: 1. Make intros, which are blown on account of them either not knowing what they want, not being serious, or not actually being blanketly price insensitive as they claim. 2. Get caught up in some four-to-six guy deep broker chain of guys who are all rushing to find the colo space or supply tranches under the auspices of some very real “buyer” If it were an educated buyer, with serious interest, and not price discerning, the g1 — the guy one-hop away from them, that they talk to should conduct the affairs in order and pocket the spread. But for whatever reason it’s constantly not that. Either the g1 doesn’t have the juice and is looking for a gN that does or (more likely) the g1 doesn’t actually have a captive counterparty (buyer) and is competing against n other g1’s and *their* whisper networks. Too many non-circs, too many mndas, too few captive counterparties. Welcome to the age of deal making, you should see parallels to the Gilded Age and if you don’t, you haven’t been doing your homework. Please get in touch if you are also a student of history. Always looking for shrewd folks that can spot rhyming patterns across time.
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They went with @gpumart
Replying to @gpujack @GPUMart
If they have $ 40bn lying around to spend on GPUs you’d think they could invest a couple of million in a massive dedicated full time site selection and search team rather than asking someone to tweet the ask.
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GPU Jack retweeted
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