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Middle of Nowhere opening night in Chicago, happy birthday @KaceyMusgraves 🩵
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Yall they fucking distracted us from Mitch McConnell again he’s still being paid by our tax dollars
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Vertigo Vinyl
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VV x Suki Waterhouse REPOST + FOLLOW TO ENTER GIVEAWAY FOR TEST PRESSING “Milk Teeth” by Suki Waterhouse Pressed on black in blue in clear vinyl LP with red and white splatter, this release is limited to 1,000 hand-numbered copies. Once it sells out, it will not be restocked. vertigovinyl.com/products/su…
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Rewatched Girl In The Tower (again) 10/10 no notes it’s perfect
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Someone fucking stop these lunatics
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS10h
Starbucks CEO says the company is planning to focus more on AI and tech, including adding a system that would recognize customers as they arrive in stores to "present personalized digital menus."
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It’s gay Halloween of course I’m dipping ice cream bars to make them the right color
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My Flat Fuck Friday submission
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Gators Daily 🐊 (@GatorsDaily) profile pictureGators Daily 🐊@GatorsDaily11h
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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How did you not think they were chuds using confederate flag imagery. You guys are all losers too for only drawing the line at AI now
luis (@portillosstan) profile pictureluis@portillosstanOct 29
I’m a little depressed being a lifelong Avenged Sevenfold fan and watching the band members become chuds that seem to put more effort into their tech bubble trend fantasies than they do their music.
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Halsey doesn’t even know it’s about to be Halseyween in my house
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They get off on lying because they (a narcissist) think they’re smarter than everyone in the room, and also many men also think the real handcuff celebration was funny. Violence is laughed at and rewarded. Especially when it’s against women.
Rob Demovsky (@RobDemovsky) profile pictureRob Demovsky
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Josh Jacobs explained his celebration after his first TD tonight when he put his hands behind his back. He said it was an ode to the gospel song, “Break Every Chain.” He said the TV cameras didn’t get the whole thing.
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As I was motherfucking saying it’s always been me and Kesha’s music against the world
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As I was saying it’s always been me and Kesha’s music against the world
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That’s my little guy, Tiny Meowdy
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Vertigo Vinyl
@vertigovinylgaOct 29
VV x Nessa REPOST + FOLLOW TO ENTER TES PRESSING GIVEAWAY (3 WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON HALLOWEEN) “Pretty Poison” by Nessa Barrett Pressed on pink glitter liquid filled vinyl LP, this release is available to order for only 72 hours. Once the time is up, it will not be restocked. All units will be hand numbered out of total number sold. vertigovinyl.com/products/pr…
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cassie🍃✨@heyxcassieOct 28
George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought. It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.
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Miss P
@missphavinOct 28
The way everyone drives crazy now is Covid brain damage btw.
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Chiefs pretending to care about safety, ijbol
Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) profile pictureKansas City Chiefs
@ChiefsOct 29
Stay safe and put your phone down while driving 🤝 @saveMOlives
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Every move like this is bad.
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 29
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — DoorDash agrees to buy Instacart for $17 billion in a big consolidation of the grocery delivery business.
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erika🌹 PHOEBE CRAVE 🐝@arieshoneybeeOct 29
fascism in action
Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) profile pictureKen Klippenstein
@kenklippensteinOct 28
National Guard units in all 50 states are mobilizing for next week's elections, sources tell me, with three main objectives: kenklippenstein.com/p/exclus…
Exclusive: National Guard’s Election Mission, Revealed

Exclusive: National Guard’s Election Mission, Revealed

Guard’s 2026 midterm election mission includes three objectives

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Diabolical to put that first photo first given the current timeline lmao 😭
Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers) profile picturePhiladelphia Flyers
@NHLFlyersOct 27
Flyers Faithful understood the assignment. 🎃👻🍭 #LetsGoFlyers | @SNICKERS
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JUBIE CEMERY WEEKEND JUBIE CELERY WEEKEND JUBIE CELERY WEEKEND
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@minakimesOct 28
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Sam McDowell (@SamMcDowell11) profile pictureSam McDowell
@SamMcDowell11Oct 28
The Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to the practice squad, a source tells The Star.
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