If Barcelona loses to Real Madrid today, I will donate my left testicle? 🤞🏼

Good day Madriddogs 🤝

I feel sorry for Real Madrid , what Barcelona will do to them this weekend should not be televised 😂😂🤞🏽

GOOD MORNING, CRIME WATCH. I NEED YOUR HELP I invested US$500 in CMD fashions, and my experience has left me heartbroken and deeply disappointed. In April, I invested my money with CMD Fashions after being told that the money would be returned after 35 days with 60% interest. I therefore expected to receive my money at the end of May 2026. When I contacted the person in charge, I was told that their goods had been delayed at the border and had not yet been cleared. He asked for another two weeks to make the payments and added me to a WhatsApp channel where he posted updates and notifications. Unfortunately, after the two weeks had passed, he was still unable to pay me and others. He then sent a message asking for forgiveness and explained that those who wanted to be paid in June would receive their money with the initial interest, while those who chose August would receive their initial investment plus an additional interest and would also be allowed to choose a home appliance, such as a television, fridge or stove. I indicated that I wanted to be paid in July, but I did not receive a response. In July, he started paying people in batches, but my name was not included. When I tried to contact him for an explanation, my messages were read but left unanswered. He later began warning people against sharing their details, saying that some people were claiming their money. To this day, I have been unable to get a satisfactory response to my calls and messages. We are now being told that everyone should receive their money by December, but after all these delays and broken promises, I have lost confidence and am deeply worried about whether I will ever recover my hard-earned money. I am very heartbroken because I trusted someone with my money, believing they would keep their promise and honour our agreement. I am sharing my experience because I believe that people who invest their money deserve honest communication, transparency and to be held accountable.

I’m sure he cried all the way to work. 😭

Chivayo owed luxury car dealers $5 million as questions mount over estate ♦️ Late tenderpreneur’s estate faces a barrage of claims zimlive.com/chivayo-owed-lux…

📹 Vice President Chiwenga has used a speech at the Zanu PF conference underway in Chinhoyi to question whether the party has not slid back to the conditions that existed when Robert Mugabe was ousted in 2017. He also questioned whether resolutions really came from the people

Exactly his minions don’t seem to grasp these simple things they think we should all worship politicians

Zvirikuitwa nechimota cha Elon tingazvi applaya papi mureal life nhai varume?

Real life, baby

My family has been living in a Harare neighbourhood since September 2001. Our family residence is located along a very short close, with only seven properties. All along, we have lived happily & peacefully until about two or so years ago when a very wealthy man purchased or is it, started leasing a property adjacent to our family residence. From that time onwards, our peace & tranquility has been violated. The wealthy man's heavy duty trucks have literally ripped apart our short close with reckless abandon. The beauty & ambience of our neighbourhood has been trashed. Our neighbourhood now resembles a mining site. All my efforts to engage the responsible authorities in order to restore peace & harmony in our neighbourhood haven't been successful. I don't apologise for stating that our neighbourhood is upmarket but then, this wealthy man has brought us nothing but pain & suffering since his company occupied the adjacent property. I'm pretty sure that he has got the financial means to repair our short close that was damaged by his heavy duty trucks. Our short close is now a very bumpy & dusty untarred road. To say that this is extremely unfair to all the other people living in &/or using our neighbourhood for lawful & legitimate business purposes would be a gross understatement. @JMafume @cityofharare2 @TMuguti @MoLGPWZim

If you speak to me in Shona I just look at you confused

Zimbabwe's Richest Man, Strive Masiyiwa is set to build Africa's first Artificial Intelligence (AI) factory in South Africa. His company, Cassava Technologies is collaborating with Nvidia for the project.

ZRP Mashonaland West Province advises those in the transport industry particularly haulage trucks that they are restricted to use the Harare-Chirundu road from Chinhoyi to Harare starting today Tuesday 13 October 2026. Drivers are urged to proceed via Chinhoyi-Chegutu road and those proceeding to Harare will then use the Robert Mugabe Highway linking with Harare-Bulawayo road at Norton. The same applies to those using the road from Harare to Chinhoyi. The inconvenience has been necessitated to facilitate smooth flow of traffic during the ongoing ZANU PF Conference at Chinhoyi University of Technology. We appeal to drivers to cooperate with the Police and adhere to all road rules and regulations.

Mari dzandarohwa neLate Amber ka😭😭