CD | copywriter | brand pilot | degen trader || thinker | perceiver | fire starter | occasional Jedi | canary in a coal mine | elephant in the room ||

Long Beach, CA
Joined July 2008
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Don't hold back, Jo. Tell us how you really feel. 馃槅
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Replying to @RaminNasibov
So...basically, no more talking to anyone...got it.
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Replying to @DeItaone
I can't explain it, but...I'm just not feeling assured.
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
Professional-grade trolling, Gav. Well played.
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He's boss-level trolling you and dear leader. And it looks like it worked bigly. 馃槀
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Replying to @rb17460
Hm. We have different definitions for "badass." Yours seems to be more ass-y than mine.
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Replying to @charise_lee
The f was that...
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Replying to @RonFilipkowski
She should probably get paid more. Getting lowballed for the (literal) sh*t she puts up with. You know what they say. You lay down with dogs, your fleas get paid fleas wages.
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talkingmonkey retweeted
To tout its buyback service in Saudi Arabia, Ikea reverses course. bit.ly/4yIGnR1
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Replying to @TheTNHoller
No, they actually know that half of us are idiots. And 35% of half of us think these a$$hats are doing a mighty swell job.
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As an advertising creative, I can't help but notice the obvious opportunity here for Mars Inc. I mean...c'mon. /s #usslincoln #hunger #snickers #mars
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Replying to @YourAnonNews
Poor witto beta no likey when they no likey daddy.
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Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
CA won't quake because Columbia did or because a psychic friend geology bro said so. It'll quake because that's what it does and it's way, way overdue for a big one.
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Who else needs a chili dog RIGHT NOW?
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NEW TRAILER dropped for IDIOCRACY 2wo: The Kakistocracy Strikes Back.
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Replying to @UnrealBluegrass
Fortunately, this also makes us the lodestar for comedy.
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Replying to @SethAbramson
Taking advantage of legal language loopholes. The $250 is DOA, but this "commemorative" coin nonsense and signature BS is nasty business.
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