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#TANDYBOWEN: an avenging angel of light
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Lucy Rohden@lucy_rohdenOct 17
every team in college football is bad this is awesome
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Last day of summer. No more beach selfies, no more spritzes, no more nonsense about how much you love your friends. This is the season of hard liquor and hard nights
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mobnole@mobnole2Sep 20
The best part about being a fsu fan is someday I will die
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Elizabeth@beefington420Sep 13
You’re impossibly fast and strong. You were born with a full set of teeth. You were walking between 5-7 months. You never eat anything but live mice… I know what you are… a Non White Baby
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“It’s racist that you didn’t assume a mouse-eating baby was some sort of genetically-enhanced, athletic, mouse-destroying baby of color” is frying me.
Shagbark's Wife (@KeturahAbigail) profile pictureShagbark's Wife@KeturahAbigailSep 12
People are projecting their own white experiences onto this story. I won't divulge private information, but the baby wasn't white, wasn't living in squalor, was born with teeth, walked by 6 months, is very agile and strong and well cared for, and lives rurally with no indoor pets
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THE FIELD BELONGS TO OKLAHOMA STATE FANS!
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Replying to @MeltingSnowBro @nigerianjudge
The World Trade Center was twin towers and got blown up. The Petronas were twin towers and didn’t blow up. So it’s not the twinning that makes the towers blow up, it’s something else entirely
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If you’re an early career mathematician, don’t fret. There’s still time to become an ecoterrorist.
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DWAGS@dwags5Sep 7
The BIG TEN told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell, 1984
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Barstool FSU@FSU_BarstoolSep 8
okay alive maybe
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Auburn/Baylor should have played overseas in North Korea
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brian@brianonhereAug 24
this is the entire point of going to a bar
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Oh No! Outgoing Friend Talking to Weird Strangers at Bar
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Happy There Will Come Soft Rains Day to all who celebrate!
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fran 🪏@gutsfan4Aug 3
my girl said she knew a spot
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Maria@mlstratJul 15
every day i text my boss shit like this and every day i wonder when, exactly, my boss is going to fire me
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@145k4Jun 30
everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!
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.@playboicurrryyJun 27
what does this even mean
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Well, it wasn’t Vlad’s Best Day Ever. Leaving the nest can be dangerous, especially in the middle of a big city where cars, people, bikes all make life more complicated for a fledgling American kestrel who can’t yet fly well. Vlad was scooped up and brought to the clinic. The bad news: he won’t get to be taught by his own parents. The good: he’s receiving expert care and will get a second chance in the wild.  Best Day Ever rescheduled! 📷: @michelletalich
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