Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements

Atlanta
Joined November 2009
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Barry Keoghan might be the first famous man to have his appearance discussed as cruelly as women’s are
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The main problem with Nobody Wants This is that Joanne is so awful so you’re not rooting for the couple to stay together. And the side plots are a mess. Wrap it up already.
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wait this is actually tea as fuck
Eisenhower’s green Oval Office clears them all
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She plays all 23 birds
Sarah Snook will officially star in HBO limited series ‘THE BIRDS.’ A present-day reimagining of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center and new characters, led by a new female protagonist, Myra Massey (Snook). 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/the-bir…
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we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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there’s been a lottttt of fake celebrity photos going around lately. look at the whole foods sign. ai!!!!!!
Willow Smith was spotted sharing a kiss with her girlfriend while leaving a store, years after coming out as bisexual in 2019 and keeping her love life largely private.
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Saying “I can’t make it this time but thanks for the invite” is easy but doesn’t have the thrill of going viral for badmouthing your friend’s bday plans.
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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not directed at op at all but this is exactly what we meant when we said israel was normalised for decades through tv shows & movies downplaying their crimes but fans will say you’re “too woke” if you point out the obvious propaganda being fed to viewers
gilmore girls just referred to the occupation of palestine by israel as 'sibling rivalry'.....
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4 days till I am reunited with my Number 1s
Gilded Age Family ❤️
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Find of the day: full set of 1950s frosted Merry-Go-Round glasses made by Libbey Glass in Toledo, OH
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Georgia voters are mad. They’re pessimistic about the nation’s direction. And they’re heading into the final full week of an exhausting election spoiling to make their voices heard. ajc.com/politics/2026/10/pol…
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We don’t need any more shows about tech nerds we need shows about OLD FASHIONED NERDS
First trailer for ‘DIG’, a new comedy series starring Amy Poehler & created by ‘The Good Place’ creator Mike Schur. The series follows a group of archaeologists who discover a rare artifact who decide to hide it from their boss. Releasing November 23 on Peacock.
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if i attend your halloween party dressed as her it means i won’t be staying long
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I do not buy into the propaganda that all horror movies are Halloween films. Like Nosferatu is Christmas movie idk what to tell you 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Early voting turnout in Georgia will pass 2 million today, and voters in left-leaning metro Atlanta and other population centers continue to outpace parts of rural Georgia. Per GeorgiaVotes:
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Hermès, Ralph Lauren and now Prada using real artists in their campaigns and taking the extra measure of mentioning so in the caption is an upstream indicator that the authorities of luxury (read: high craftsmanship) at large decide to not let it be marred or cheapened by AI.
Prada’s new campaign! They hired Legendary ex-Disney artist John Pomery and even used his process sketches in the campaign🥹
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USE THE TERM “Divorce” NEXT TIME YOU SEARCH MARKETPLACE. YOU GET SOME AMAZING RESULTS
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having this specific combination of ethnicities in your friend group KDJSJSKSJSN
i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the adults poster
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i hope she’s okay
🚨| Taylor Swift stuns being abducted at the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame!
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