Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements

Atlanta
Joined November 2009
I probably should have a Taylor burner account, but I'm over having multiple internet personalities so on this account you will get Taylor standom, complaints on Atlanta politics, literary fiction subtweets, and times my cats barfed on something.
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making yourself the princess and your daughter mrs potts is craaaaazy 😭😭
Beauty and the Beast 🥀👑😍🎃
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Tonight in movie homework (aka renting dvds of shit I should’ve seen): Kill Bill Vol. 1. Extremely overhyped.
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He should sue them for antisemitism and I'm only half joking
Need the on set tea when they all meet up to shoot the next season cus you know they all hate Adam Brody now but you can’t fire him without backlash bc he’s the main guy and he’s always been well liked.
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I love having PMOS because when I was estimating my healthcare costs for open enrollment, the platform tried to tell me I had an abnormal number of prescriptions.
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The healthcare premiums went up.
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Been reading a novel that mentions chicken and dumplings so often that now I must make them, but I don't have any chicken so it'll be with tofu.
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You know you live in the South when the leadership training module at your job involves an inspirational video from a megachurch pastor.
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George W. and Laura Bush are backing James Talarico against Trump's terrible candidate Ken Paxton
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The article shown names Barbara Bush, daughter of George W. and Laura Bush, who gave $2,500 to a PAC backing Talarico, and George W.'s brother Neil Bush, who said he voted for Talarico. It does not report that George W. or Laura Bush back him. hoodline.com/2026/10/second…
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Hi Haley American Jew here. Never been to Israel. Are you saying America is not my homeland?
This type of fearmongering about Israel is wrong. It is not a winning strategy for any state. It does nothing to help Michigan Democrats win up and down the ballot in eight days. Do we need to lower costs by building more homes, securing people’s health care, and creating a fairer federal tax code? Yes, we do!! How we do so is not by blaming the high costs of our goods on the only Jewish homeland in the world. I want to see Democrats succeed at every level, and that means keeping our focus on lowering costs for Michigan families and reining in this out-of-control President.
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You're at a funeral and you're aura farming
Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman and Steven Spielberg at Princess Diana’s Funeral, 1997
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this lady’s name is terri sue feldshuh. she’s from fucking scarsdale, went to school in westchester, and now lives in california. i’m sick of these genocidal maniacs acting like there is no judaism without israel. judaism existed before and will exist after the state of israel.
“To accuse the Jewish people of genocide is wild.”  Broadway icon and Nobody Wants This star Tovah Feldshuh gets real with Jonathan Harounoff on UNSCRIPTED, on acting, marriage, the global rise of antisemitism, and what she says about the genocide accusations against Israel. Full episode drops Monday, October 26 on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts.  Production support provided by the @cjewishhistory, @AmericanSephard, Noff Media, Odd One Out Studios, @JewishNewsUK, and Leah Barzideh.
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There's a whole Philip Roth novel in here.
It will surprise no one that Jared Kushner's dad had a gentile bisexual alterego named "John Hess" but... this former waitress is a little stunned that his drug of choice was ... grappa
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Yes, let's all attack the only reasonable one in the bunch who is the only reason people watch this show.
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commenters: how can we still make this about taylor swift
Jack Antonoff tells Ed Sheeran to “stand the f*ck up” after Macklemore was fired from his tour for showing support to Palestine: “it’s not in any way a strange, uncomfortable or controversial thing to say [Free Palestine], it’s a deeply human thing to say. If you think it is [controversial] you’re lost in some other sauce that is so crazy. They’re going to let some f*cking promoter tell me what I can say? Don’t book me. I’ll play for free outside. [Ed Sheeran] missed a massive, beautiful opportunity there: just cancel the whole fucking tour, then play for free outside each venue, raise a bunch of money, rather than let a fucking billionaire tell you what to do. The reason it’s not an anomaly or niche issue is because we all live in a world where billionaires are constantly telling us what to do. So stand the f*ck up.” (theguardian.com/music/2026/o…)
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Jack Antonoff tells Ed Sheeran to “stand the f*ck up” after Macklemore was fired from his tour for showing support to Palestine: “it’s not in any way a strange, uncomfortable or controversial thing to say [Free Palestine], it’s a deeply human thing to say. If you think it is [controversial] you’re lost in some other sauce that is so crazy. They’re going to let some f*cking promoter tell me what I can say? Don’t book me. I’ll play for free outside. [Ed Sheeran] missed a massive, beautiful opportunity there: just cancel the whole fucking tour, then play for free outside each venue, raise a bunch of money, rather than let a fucking billionaire tell you what to do. The reason it’s not an anomaly or niche issue is because we all live in a world where billionaires are constantly telling us what to do. So stand the f*ck up.” (theguardian.com/music/2026/o…)
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Generic saltine packaging has no business being this good
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People are so hardcore and evangelizing about Halloween. Why is it so important everyone wear a god damn costume?
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Is he?
.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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I’m sorry but I do not buy that some giant disaster requiring food water propane & other prepping is going to happen—at least not organically—within days of the midterm elections!! Get a GRIP. I am tired of doom porn.
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